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You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

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posted on Feb, 27 2017 @ 01:10 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
You promised to destroy that after I sent you the last payment.


Where in my posting history have I demonstrated trustworthiness and integrity?




posted on Feb, 27 2017 @ 01:10 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

Derp Sponge is also Derp Throat.

The secret government leaker.



posted on Feb, 27 2017 @ 01:27 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

Derp Sponge is also Derp Throat.

The secret government leaker.



I guess that explains why he was meeting Podesta in a D.C. parking garage.



posted on Feb, 27 2017 @ 01:34 PM
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HELP ME!...I need an intervention...MORE silliness...STAT!
Politics are seeping to the surface again!

Really...I WANT to be good.



posted on Feb, 27 2017 @ 01:45 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

Someone told me that your milkshakes bring the boys to the yard. . .

Is that true?



posted on Feb, 27 2017 @ 02:04 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

Someone told me that your milkshakes bring the boys to the yard. . .

Is that true?



Bless you, DB...and I appreciate the effort.

But I'm afraid I need to resort to 'The Nuclear Option' (...it's the only way to be sure)...

Stand By...








Okay.
I'm good now.
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posted on Feb, 27 2017 @ 02:10 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT





And if that doesn't work. . . .




posted on Feb, 27 2017 @ 02:23 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy



Okay...Better dial it back a bit.



posted on Feb, 27 2017 @ 03:03 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

Derp Sponge, the secret government birth control tactic only to be used in extreme circumstances.








SPOILER ALERT! Politics Incoming:

I was hoping the Obamacare Death Panel would've disposed of that guy by now.


HAHAHAAHAHAAAA! *tears rolling down cheeks*.
You guys actually believed Sarah Palin!!!

HAAAHHHHAHAHHHAJAJAHAAAAAAAAAAAA

*collapses into a humor coma and is whisked to
The hospital where she receives excellent care paid for through her currently awesome insurance.*



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posted on Feb, 27 2017 @ 03:29 PM
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The jokes on you.

I just won the lowest bid to be the future gynecologist at your hospital.




posted on Feb, 27 2017 @ 03:57 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: AboveBoard





The jokes on you.

I just won the lowest bid to be the future gynecologist at your hospital.





She should count her blessings...
You just edged out Augustus...
(Probably because he kept insisting on using his own speculum),



posted on Feb, 27 2017 @ 04:13 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

Do you have the women turn their heads and cough, or is that just the guys?



posted on Feb, 27 2017 @ 04:18 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

Do you have the women turn their heads and cough, or is that just the guys?



For some reason, when I examine them, the ladies always do that on their own.



posted on Feb, 27 2017 @ 04:23 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: AboveBoard





The jokes on you.

I just won the lowest bid to be the future gynecologist at your hospital.





Lucky for me, I have a private OB Gyn.


And I don't see men for that. Or Cowboys.




posted on Feb, 27 2017 @ 04:35 PM
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a reply to: AboveBoard

Then why do they have stirrups in the exam rooms?


Hahahahahaha



posted on Feb, 27 2017 @ 04:56 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

That deserved a rimshot. Very niiice.



posted on Feb, 27 2017 @ 06:08 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
She should count her blessings...
You just edged out Augustus...
(Probably because he kept insisting on using his own speculum),


I outbid him by offering to do it for nothing.

You know the old Mason expression about OB-GYN'ing, if it's free, it's for me.



posted on Feb, 27 2017 @ 06:21 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
She should count her blessings...
You just edged out Augustus...
(Probably because he kept insisting on using his own speculum),




You know the old Mason expression about OB-GYN'ing, if it's free, it's for me.


This does shine some light on the age-old mystery of where the Masons got their inspiration for that big eye in the middle of a triangle.



posted on Feb, 27 2017 @ 06:22 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

You should see the 33rd Base Degree.



posted on Feb, 27 2017 @ 06:30 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

You should see the 33rd Base Degree.



I'd like to...as long as it doesn't involve Pizza.




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