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Not to sound like a jerk, but it seems like Utah would be a very common place to see tall blondes...Considering...
Also, I found it interesting that you admit you did not make the (alien) connection until later after you were home for a while with your new bottle.
So I assume you had a few drinks by this point, considering you did so much research before posting.
All I have to say, is.... there is one sure fire way to find out if she is an alien and you missed your chance.
Next time you see an out of this world hot tall blonde alone buying alcohol for herself on valentines, and she gets in line behind you.. Maybe say hi