HAHA! He is a walking wiki/google

Originally posted by Rubicant13
Originally posted by PurpleChiten
reply to post by mblahnikluver
You forgot to mention how much you love me!!
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Don't worry, Chiten. Even if Mblah doesn't tell you that she loves you, I still ♥ you (in a purely platonic way).
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Retirement! (Priceless)
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day, Kate, my wife and I went into town and visited a shop.
When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, 'Come on, man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?'
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
I called him an "arsehole". He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.
So Kate called him a "# head". He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing more tickets. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home.
We always look for cars with "OBAMA 2012" stickers.
We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.

Originally posted by mblahnikluver
Originally posted by Rubicant13
Originally posted by PurpleChiten
reply to post by mblahnikluver
You forgot to mention how much you love me!!
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Don't worry, Chiten. Even if Mblah doesn't tell you that she loves you, I still ♥ you (in a purely platonic way).
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Awe I <3 you both![]()

Originally posted by Destinyone
Originally posted by swan001
reply to post by copperhead12
I think Des is a guy, mate.
Now...Swan...do I look like a guy...I'm 100% full blooded, temper imbued Woman....![]()
Des
Originally posted by facelift
reply to post by jiggerj
There's one member that is great at it, but I can't remember his name.
Most likely it is Fort Anthem...
Take my post on page 1 - I give the guy a shout out and his response was to tear into me for forgetting that his 'level head' was the by-product of a flat top.
That really hurt my feelings, and quite frankly, it was embarrassing.
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