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All Praise The Bunny! Or Else.

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posted on Sep, 19 2012 @ 11:19 AM
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All hail the Bunny cult!






posted on Sep, 19 2012 @ 11:20 AM
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All praise the bunny, Let his fluffieness be true.

I kneel before his greatness the bunny. May all bow to the bunny. His greatness is legendary. His opinions are not to be questioned. He will reign over all mankind forever. Long live the bunny and his fluffiness.



posted on Sep, 19 2012 @ 11:21 AM
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Originally posted by DrumsRfun
reply to post by beezzer
 


Ahem





How dare you!

You expressed a difference of opinion!

Shaking an angry fst. . . . TWICE!



posted on Sep, 19 2012 @ 11:23 AM
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Originally posted by tvtexan
reply to post by thoughtsfull
 

Classic!


I actually thought about using that one as well!

Star for you!


It was irresistible
.. bunnies tending to be naughty, need the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch to put them on the right path... "lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it"

en.wikipedia.org...



posted on Sep, 19 2012 @ 11:23 AM
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Originally posted by Stormdancer777
reply to post by thoughtsfull
 


THE ANCIENT AND HONORABLE BUNNY CULT
www.tigress.com...

youtu.be...



I know who you really are you are

Bunny!!!!!!!!Beelzebub

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh



You are continuing to express your own opinion! Yet I shook an angry fist at you!

How is this possible?



posted on Sep, 19 2012 @ 11:24 AM
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Originally posted by SeekerofTruth101
Praise the bunny, let his fluffyness be true.

Now, gimme my 7 virgin bunnies now for following your words. I aint no village idiot, so dont fob me off with it being only given in the hereafter when NO one had came back alive from there.

It should be no problem for you, for you are the great fluffyness of rabbit fur. Deny me my comfort and solace, and I will huff, and puff and bomb your apostate lying false rabbit hole down!!!!!

lol!. Thanks for the laffs, Beezer. Sure do need it now and then in a world gone nuts. :-)



May the bunny droppings of greatness miss your buffet tray.



posted on Sep, 19 2012 @ 11:26 AM
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Originally posted by beezzer

Originally posted by snowspirit

All praise the bunny, let his fluffyness be true.

I will always value white fluffiness, as I am also white and fluffy




May the carrot of happiness fall upon your plate.


Carrots!!!! A big dog's favorite snack!

White bunnies in the north are winter bunnies. You also have the spirit of snow - your fluffy whiteness keeps you safe from those that would be trying to eat you



posted on Sep, 19 2012 @ 11:27 AM
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Originally posted by beezzer

Originally posted by TDawgRex
"Cook! Cook! Where's my Hossenfeffer!?"

I loves me some wabbit when properly prepared.


And why does my Hossenfeffer taste like carrots?

edit on 19-9-2012 by TDawgRex because: (no reason given)


You have once starred my post! How can you DARE to have a difference of opinion!!?!??!

I am confused, shake an angry fist or not?


Aha! I sense weakness...

I will exploit it...but how?


Got any advice?


Off topic, or maybe on topic. In another post I mentioned opening up shops that sell US and Israeli flags (Premium price) and others (at a discounted price in bulk) in Islamic countries. Buy two and we'll toss in a Bic lighter.

Then take the profits (NO! Not prophet...jeez!) and donate them to the people that defend innocents against those who take offense.

No offense Beez, there is a Reaper orbiting above ya at this moment...don't offend me.


After all, we all know that Dawgs RULE!



posted on Sep, 19 2012 @ 11:27 AM
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Originally posted by crazyguy2012


the fluffy bunny is not the true bunny. the true bunny is soft and fuzzy. I shake my fists at you...


You cannot shake your fist at me
!!!!

I am correct. I am right. I said so, therefore it must be true!



posted on Sep, 19 2012 @ 11:28 AM
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Originally posted by beezzer

I acknowledge you with favour and appreciation.

I will not shake an angry fist at you.


All praise the bunny, let his fluffiness be true.

And for that, I thank you.

On another note; I had no idea that flags & stars were so important with respect to measuring stature and gaining importance here on ATS.


I thought they were just used to pay for our spankings from the mods and administrators. I usually just save them up till I have enough to post something really disgusting and then take my spanking like a man. Maybe I should start saving them so I can be respected too.


All praise the bunny, let his fluffiness be true.



posted on Sep, 19 2012 @ 11:28 AM
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I bow to no Bunny?





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posted on Sep, 19 2012 @ 11:28 AM
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**All Hail the Bunny, May His Fluffyness be True!**

*mumbling afterwards... "And may my aim be truer" while preparing the Holy Hand Grenade for launch*

edit on 19-9-2012 by MyMindIsMyOwn because: (no reason given)



posted on Sep, 19 2012 @ 11:29 AM
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I do not trust the cute fluffiness.

I smell a trap!



I knew it... subterfuge!!!



posted on Sep, 19 2012 @ 11:29 AM
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Originally posted by Wrabbit2000
I'm sorry Sir Beezzer but I bow to no lesser Bunny than myself. Now, my mirror gets worship on a regular schedule, believe you me...but I digress...

Now that we have the carrot order well established, I'm interested in what the younger bunnies have to add, so please do feel free.


(Hides in hole before any flying objects can make contact....lol)


ALL PRAISE THE BUNNY...MAY HIS FLUFFINESS BE TRUE!!!

You infidel...you have dishonored our almighty bunny. Death to all who listen to your blasphemous words. No carrots for infidels....our ARMY OF TRUE BUNNY believers, will leave no stone unturned, no hole unsearched, in bringing YOU to your ragged mange patched knees....beware the bunny fatwa...sacred words have been spoken. It does not bode well for you infidels.

ALL PRAISE THE BUNNY....MAY HIS FLUFFINESS BE TRUE!!!



Des









edit on 19-9-2012 by Destinyone because: (no reason given)



posted on Sep, 19 2012 @ 11:29 AM
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Originally posted by Extralien

Originally posted by beezzer

If you make a mockery of my avitar, it will offend me.



You spelt avatar wrong...





It's at times like this where you just wish one liners were enough to say everything.. but hey..

Nice idea behind the thread though.


I spelled avitar RIGHT.

Webster's dictionary is wrong.

(a small angry fist,, you are a mod, afterall)



posted on Sep, 19 2012 @ 11:30 AM
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All praise the bunny, let his fluffyness be true.

I'm not worthy my master.....for I have seen with thine own eyes and know you are watching me............



I will continue to pay homage lest you unleash your furious anger...............



All praise the bunny, let his fluffyness be true.



posted on Sep, 19 2012 @ 11:31 AM
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I find this fitting..




posted on Sep, 19 2012 @ 11:32 AM
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Originally posted by lonegurkha
All praise the bunny, Let his fluffieness be true.

I kneel before his greatness the bunny. May all bow to the bunny. His greatness is legendary. His opinions are not to be questioned. He will reign over all mankind forever. Long live the bunny and his fluffiness.


May your garden be blessed with an infestation of happy bunnies.



posted on Sep, 19 2012 @ 11:36 AM
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Originally posted by Stormdancer777
reply to post by beezzer
 



I bow to no Bunny?





edit on 113030p://bWednesday2012 by Stormdancer777 because: (no reason given)


You have shown disrespect.

I will now shake an angry fist at a small market where you shop!



posted on Sep, 19 2012 @ 11:37 AM
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All praise the bunny, let his fluffyness be true.




reply to post by Stormdancer777

reply to post by DrumsRfun
 


Oh no, you guys did NOT go there.

The cult of the bunny is very displeased. A fist shaking is too good for your offense.



Please select your punishment from the list below:

A good old fashioned spanking:


A few swats with the paddle:


Or the alien probe special:



You know you brought this down on yourself, now take your punishment like a MAN!



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