I Am A Prophet.... Ask Me Anything! Please.......

Originally posted by pacifier2012
But I ask again... whats my question?

On the edge of a cliff, that's the answer

Originally posted by darkbake
how can I think more clearly?

Raw Fruits and Raw Nuts
Eat them more often

Many have came before you and no doubt, many will come after. All have carried similar claims of knowledge. All have failed.

I have but one simple question that none have answered...

Where is my missing sock?

reply to post by Frogs


Your sock has never been missing; it is and always has been where it's meant to be. However, to truly understand, one must first realize that there are no socks

brb, gonna go make some prophet

reply to post by ModernAcademia


The fact that you have declared yourself a prophet, means you are NOT a prophet.

That's how it's been explained to me, so I'm running with it.

Well I don't want to insult anyone's intelligence but...

seems like the only people who understood the thread is the mod that moved it
He didn't post, but he moved it so he must have understood it's purpsoe

This is ridiculous

reply to post by ModernAcademia


How many people will attend the upcoming PTA meeting at Walt Whitman High School in Bethesda MD?

Howwill they vote on the issue of smoking cigarettes in the quad?

Originally posted by CallYourBluff

I thought the subject matter of my post was quite fitting with this thread. Don't see how it's a extreme terms and conditions violation. Sorry..

reply to post by daaskapital

Originally posted by daaskapital
I believe that prophets may be real...but only appear rarely. For instance, i believe that Carl Jung was a prophet,

Carl Jung is what i consider to be a prophet.

Prophets ARE real and you are correct that they are rare but they MUST exist because God never sends judgment without first revealing to his prophets what he plans to do:

"Surely the Lord GOD will do nothing, but he revealeth his secret unto his servants the prophets." Amos 3:7

"What must we do to do the works God requires?"
Jesus answered, "The work of God is this: to believe in the one he has sent." John 6:28

Contrary to popular belief, God has NOT gone into retirement.

Prophets have NEVER been real popular for obvious reasons

Here are just a few examples of TRUE Prophets:

Nita Johnson:

"The angel of the Lord told me “in the days ahead if you are not a
New World man you better be saved as you will not survive.”

Dr David Owuor “Time is over”

Sadhu Sundar Selvaraj:

“Days of captivity are appointed for this nation, and he is the
man who will carry it out. (Obama) ”

“Earthquakes have been appointed by the decree
of the watchers”

Neville Johnson: “…Jesus said, NO MORE DELAYS ARE POSSIBLE”

Here is just ONE example of a recent Prophet's warning that came to pass:

reply to post by ModernAcademia


to be honest your condescending attitude doesn't help.
why not be more clear next time.

Lol, what a thread ...

Originally posted by ShadowAngel85

Originally posted by PlayOnwards
why aren't fried eggs and fried chicken served in the same dish?

Never heard of a fried egg and chicken sandwich? It's fried egg, fried chicken, topped with prosciutto. It's delicious

Am i a prophet now?

No, that is a sandwich, I forgot how literal a post must be for interpretation, I meant on a platter, like ham and eggs, steak and eggs, bacon and eggs, sausage and eggs.( I believe they would be caught up in the dilemma of deciding which to eat first) or (I believe it is because people cannot eat a mother and child, together)
I do appreciate the helping with the recipe for the combo, it sounds delightfully crunchy and gooey.People always ask wich came 1st, the chicken or egg, but wondered why no one ate the the 2 together. I want to open a restaurant that where my main dish is fried eggs and fried chicken, lucrative idea? No. Satyrical, yes.
Now I imagine there will be a scrutinizing angle for fish and eggs, but lets stick to the question-
Enquiring Minds Want To Know! (TV slogan for National Enquirer from mid 80s)
(Just to be literal this is a Joke, I do not really give 2 #zz, just want to be humorous)
now the humor is sucked dry by being literal, sucked like the yolk from a drumstick!!!! HAAAA!

Prophets that self annoint are false prophets .

reply to post by Murgatroid


So THAT'S the guy who caused the tsunami...I was wondering about that...

reply to post by Ben81


Funny... After reading your thread you made that's in your signature, it almost seems as if you want to be the prophet. But its not ok when others do it...

Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed your thread, but... Why the unprovoked attacks here? Live and let live, brother. If you're just having a bad day, I understand. Try to cheer up and be kind to your brethren though. It will do you some good.

reply to post by ModernAcademia

Well I don't want to insult anyone's intelligence but...

Currently, it appears that your intelligence is the one in question.

seems like the only people who understood the thread is the mod that moved it
He didn't post, but he moved it so he must have understood it's purpsoe

It certainly appears that YOU do not understand what a prophet is or your own purpose for creating this thread. How is the reader incorrect? You are the one who is supposed to convey the message.

This is ridiculous

Indeed it is. Indeed it is.

Let me quote your message in the OP and highlight the message you presented

Prophecy was once very interesting in a very different way
Today it's also different, but now the audience is more interesting than the prophet

But anyhow....
You can ask me anything you want about the world and I will answer you
You can decide for yourself whether I am a prophet or not or.... maybe everyone is capable of being a prophet
But I mean that in a very abstract manner

What questions do you have though?

You have failed miserably and placed false blame upon your brothers and sisters.

To salvage any remaining dignity and respect you must recant and denounce your proclamation of being a prophet. You must apologize for your disrespect if you intend to further your studies unhindered.

The Oracle has spoken.

The Rune is Berkana / Growth

reply to post by ModernAcademia


Ever seen spaceballs? "im surrounded by a bunch of -SNIP-!!!!" haha I know how you feel... But just remember that you are one of the -SNIP- too... It's all a matter of perspective...