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posted on Jan, 15 2011 @ 02:57 PM
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Look peoples-- money IS the most important thing-- how else ya gonna get the darn girl?? And to the one wise apple-- go make me a durn sammich!




posted on Jan, 15 2011 @ 03:08 PM
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Aaaaaw do they think you're a chick again !!


I'm here to save you baby before they tell ya to do the housework and rustle up some boxed wine and sarnies !!

Now RA is NOT a chick....well not unless she's got a uber macho, butch sounding voice





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posted on Jan, 15 2011 @ 03:13 PM
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Originally posted by uk today
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Aaaaaw do they think you're a chick again !!


Yeah, I know, this is like the 5th time someones called or assumed I was a chick!!!
lol

I'm a guy dammit.. I'M A GUUYYYY!!!

(....Aaand I bet no one believes me.
)
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posted on Jan, 15 2011 @ 03:14 PM
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This is a dating guide, honey, not some place to post stuff about whos' not doing what people dont' say or about peoples who says this or that and gets stuck with you, understand??



posted on Jan, 15 2011 @ 03:19 PM
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lol, it must be the feminine avatar.

I had a problem like that too, lol.



posted on Jan, 15 2011 @ 03:21 PM
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Have you been on that boxed wine again ??



posted on Jan, 15 2011 @ 03:23 PM
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Tonites party nite at the trailer and its all wine and cheese (logs). "The Boys' will be over soon and if youre' lucky youll' hear all about what we were up to



posted on Jan, 15 2011 @ 03:24 PM
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Originally posted by andy1033
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lol, it must be the feminine avatar.

I had a problem like that too, lol.




Wait(!) My avatars feminine???


Aww, but, I thought it was uber scary.

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posted on Jan, 15 2011 @ 03:25 PM
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Originally posted by andy1033
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lol, it must be the feminine avatar.

I had a problem like that too, lol.




Hey RA it's time to bring back JFK methinks



posted on Jan, 15 2011 @ 03:25 PM
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Originally posted by inchworm
"The Boys' will be over soon and if youre' lucky youll' hear all about what we were up to



Wait..What??



lol!!

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posted on Jan, 15 2011 @ 03:31 PM
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Originally posted by inchworm
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Tonites party nite at the trailer and its all wine and cheese (logs). "The Boys' will be over soon and if youre' lucky youll' hear all about what we were up to




Could it be partaking of a lil' wine and cheese by any chance ??


Don't make a mess on the carpet kay, oh and if ya do don't forget to vacuum up.....



posted on Jan, 15 2011 @ 03:49 PM
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Lady, we have party nite EVERY saturday nite and the only mess that happens is when my best bud and roommate gets his little feelings hurt


Johnny and Brett (boyfriends in real life) are who we call "The Boys'-- they be comin over and we'll be gettin down to PAR-TAY. Watchin movies, drink wine we has a real good time, trust me



posted on Jan, 15 2011 @ 07:23 PM
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Originally posted by inchworm
money IS the most important thing-- how else ya gonna get the darn girl??


are you buying them?

glad i will never be on a date with you sir
so leave the car and the box of wine at home

edit on Sat, 15 Jan 2011 19:26:25 -0600 by orange-light because: shoes



posted on Jan, 15 2011 @ 07:42 PM
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Originally posted by orange-light

Originally posted by inchworm
money IS the most important thing-- how else ya gonna get the darn girl??


are you buying them?

glad i will never be on a date with you sir
so leave the car and the box of wine at home

edit on Sat, 15 Jan 2011 19:26:25 -0600 by orange-light because: shoes


My first wife I impressed by being a tough guy in the navy! Turned out that she was a real witch and she ruined the whole 2 years we was married, her fault, ya see.

I aint' gotta buy no women, honey (but most guys do) They was always linin up to date the WORM and would try to buy MY love (jokes on them, I was only in it for the GOOD TIMES, never loved none of thems)



posted on Jan, 15 2011 @ 07:44 PM
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glad i will never be on a date with you sir



Thats what they all say, .......


But everyone comes around to the Worm's charms sooner or later, he's like a homeless guy who sleeps near your garage, .... you hate him at first, ...... learn to live with him, ...... ... then eventualy love the bastard.



posted on Jan, 15 2011 @ 09:24 PM
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Originally posted by IntastellaBurst
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glad i will never be on a date with you sir



Thats what they all say, .......


But everyone comes around to the Worm's charms sooner or later, he's like a homeless guy who sleeps near your garage, .... you hate him at first, ...... learn to live with him, ...... ... then eventualy love the bastard.


Thanks for the good word, guy



posted on Jan, 16 2011 @ 02:26 PM
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Originally posted by inchworm
Look peoples-- money IS the most important thing-- how else ya gonna get the darn girl?? And to the one wise apple-- go make me a durn sammich!


Well get your tight lil' white panted Kentucky ass over to Fort Knox and get us some !!!


Oh and lay off the fried chicken....




posted on Jan, 16 2011 @ 02:28 PM
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Well, well, well-- look whos' back for more learnin!


Listen, lady, if yer ever in kentucky you should give me a call (hardy har har)

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posted on Jan, 16 2011 @ 02:37 PM
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Originally posted by inchworm
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Well, well, well-- look whos' back for more learnin!


Listen, lady, if yer ever in kentucky you should give me a call (hardy har har)

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Been there, done that, bought the fridge magnet


Now what's the lesson goin to be tonight tough guy eh ?? ( hardy har har )



posted on Jan, 16 2011 @ 05:34 PM
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Try this on for size, Hon: The next time yer on a date with some fella and he tells ya to go make him a sandwich-- guess what, ya better get busy making him a sandwich (if you plan on keeping him).




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