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posted on Jan, 19 2011 @ 02:33 PM
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Ive' had the same problem myself believe it or not- married broads always throwin themselves at me


Ya gotta do something and do it quick. This calls for drastic measures my friend.

The next time you are at work make sure the woman is watching-- this time you drop your pens again and give it a wiggle but this time... in front of one of the chaps.
Yep, make her think you like men. If the guy responds and seems to appreciate what ya got, well, thats' a whole other problem you gots. Good luck!




posted on Jan, 19 2011 @ 02:37 PM
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lol, good advice there inchworm, lol.

I would just tell her, i was suffering from a disease, and you got a terrible itch or something.

Thats the problem working with people.

Just buy a book about impotance, and leave it hanging around, lol.
edit on 1/19/2011 by andy1033 because: (no reason given)



posted on Jan, 19 2011 @ 06:54 PM
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Hey fella, ..... since when is having a lovely lady admire considered a problem ???


Unless she looks like Rosie Odonnell the only problem you should be havin is Exhaustion.



posted on Jan, 20 2011 @ 12:06 PM
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Originally posted by IntastellaBurst
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Hey fella, ..... since when is having a lovely lady admire considered a problem ???


Unless she looks like Rosie Odonnell the only problem you should be havin is Exhaustion.


Ya see, he came to me with this problem and I suggested he go and try it with one of his mates instead-- he said he'd give it a go



posted on Jan, 20 2011 @ 01:19 PM
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Originally posted by inchworm
Ya see, he came to me with this problem and I suggested he go and try it with one of his mates instead-- he said he'd give it a go


Yep, and if this plan backfires then god knows where I'll be dropping my pen next. In front of the coffee dispenser or perhaps the plant in the corner? They say that the first thing you should do to get yourself out of a hole is to stop digging.



posted on Jan, 20 2011 @ 02:03 PM
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Just drop the darn pen in front of one of your mates already!



posted on Jan, 20 2011 @ 02:03 PM
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Just drop the darn pen in front of one of your mates already!



posted on Jan, 20 2011 @ 04:31 PM
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Originally posted by inchworm
reply to post by Silver Star
 


Ive' had the same problem myself believe it or not- married broads always throwin themselves at me


Ya gotta do something and do it quick. This calls for drastic measures my friend.

The next time you are at work make sure the woman is watching-- this time you drop your pens again and give it a wiggle but this time... in front of one of the chaps.
Yep, make her think you like men. If the guy responds and seems to appreciate what ya got, well, thats' a whole other problem you gots. Good luck!


Bet you're black and blue from it eh


Aaaaaaargh, here comes another......
OUCH !!



posted on Jan, 20 2011 @ 05:24 PM
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If I had any more s-e-x I think I'd turn into a woman.



posted on Jan, 20 2011 @ 05:24 PM
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If I had any more s-e-x I think I'd turn into a woman.



posted on Jan, 21 2011 @ 10:06 AM
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Originally posted by andy1033
reply to post by inchworm
 


lol, good advice there inchworm, lol.

I would just tell her, i was suffering from a disease, and you got a terrible itch or something.

Thats the problem working with people.

Just buy a book about impotance, and leave it hanging around, lol.
edit on 1/19/2011 by andy1033 because: (no reason given)


No, No, I gave him some good advice (drop the pen in front of one of one of his mates and wiggle it). He private messaged me and said he was gonna follow that advice
Always glad to help



posted on Jan, 21 2011 @ 10:06 AM
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Originally posted by andy1033
reply to post by inchworm
 


lol, good advice there inchworm, lol.

I would just tell her, i was suffering from a disease, and you got a terrible itch or something.

Thats the problem working with people.

Just buy a book about impotance, and leave it hanging around, lol.
edit on 1/19/2011 by andy1033 because: (no reason given)


No, No, I gave him some good advice (drop the pen in front of one of one of his mates and wiggle it). He private messaged me and said he was gonna follow that advice
Always glad to help



posted on Jan, 21 2011 @ 10:46 AM
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Originally posted by inchworm
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If I had any more s-e-x I think I'd turn into a woman.


you lack beef
you need MO BEEEPH!



posted on Jan, 21 2011 @ 10:59 AM
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Originally posted by Lysergic
you lack beef
you need MO BEEEPH!


Listen, wise apple, theres no problem with the beef I guarantee you that.

What I was sayin is that if I was any more of a magnet for the opposite sex I think I'd probably turn into one meself-- got it


I aint' no old lady, Bub...


Ronnie



posted on Jan, 22 2011 @ 01:52 PM
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And if she invites ya in dont' forgets to wipe your shoes-- last date with a lady earned me the nickname "Dog **** Shoe'



posted on Jan, 22 2011 @ 02:22 PM
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Inch how often do you change your avatar, your last one i thought you liked, got the boys going.



posted on Jan, 22 2011 @ 02:30 PM
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Originally posted by andy1033
Inch how often do you change your avatar, your last one i thought you liked, got the boys going.


Thats' none of your bus-si-ness, big boy


The last avatar was a macho man so I dont' see why you says it got the "guys goin'
unless they was gettin goin to the gym to pump some iron



posted on Jan, 22 2011 @ 02:31 PM
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Originally posted by andy1033
Inch how often do you change your avatar, your last one i thought you liked, got the boys going.


You get me going



posted on Jan, 22 2011 @ 02:36 PM
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Andy, I changed my avatar picture back to the one you like


Your best internet buddy,
Ronnie



posted on Jan, 22 2011 @ 02:52 PM
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I sent you my pic inch, hope you like. I lost some weight for you.

You and liveforever8 can think about my pic tonight all in good taste now.
edit on 1/22/2011 by andy1033 because: (no reason given)



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