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posted on Jan, 12 2011 @ 12:36 PM
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Originally posted by inchworm
reply to post by lettingyouknow
 


Get yer hair cut (dont' be a hippy), move outta mommies house and get BUSY


Good advice apart from getting busy as he claims, your best alone and thats a fact.




posted on Jan, 12 2011 @ 01:09 PM
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reply to post by andy1033
 


Now this guys lookin for a girl and the girls lookin for a (fancy) car. You put these two together and ya gets a match made in heaven



posted on Jan, 12 2011 @ 01:23 PM
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Originally posted by IntastellaBurst

Originally posted by inchworm

Originally posted by IntastellaBurst

Originally posted by inchworm
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Thats' right kid, dont' ya ever do drugs.

Stick with wine its better for ya



You know its good when it comes in a box


Yeah ya can wrap yer arms around it like a big old bear then drain it like you mean Busi-Ness!!




...... Wait,


Are we still talking about wine here Pal ???



posted on Jan, 12 2011 @ 01:25 PM
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Originally posted by inchworm

Originally posted by IntastellaBurst

Originally posted by inchworm

Originally posted by IntastellaBurst

Originally posted by inchworm
reply to post by hentaiboy22
 


Thats' right kid, dont' ya ever do drugs.

Stick with wine its better for ya



You know its good when it comes in a box


Yeah ya can wrap yer arms around it like a big old bear then drain it like you mean Busi-Ness!!




...... Wait,


Are we still talking about wine here Pal ???


WHAT?!

Listen, kid, any more wise apple cracks like that and im' gonna pop my cork!!



posted on Jan, 12 2011 @ 04:27 PM
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Look feller, ...

I'm not sure i like the tune of yerr whistle, ....

so quits squeakin and get yerr damn paws up !!!!!



posted on Jan, 12 2011 @ 05:43 PM
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reply to post by IntastellaBurst
 


Sounds like ya got a itch to scratch



posted on Jan, 12 2011 @ 05:51 PM
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I gots a DEEP itch, .......

and I needs you to SCRATCH it !!!!



..... wait. wut ?
edit on 12-1-2011 by IntastellaBurst because: (no reason given)



posted on Jan, 12 2011 @ 07:24 PM
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Sounds like you been hittin the juice a little bit tonite, huh? Do yourself a favor and have a few beers until you get yourself thinking straight again, ok pal. I dont' wanna find ya by the side of the road cause ya cant' handle yer booze good enough. Your a young'en so wise up, pipsqueek.

Call me.

Ronnie TOUGH GUY Williams



posted on Jan, 12 2011 @ 07:39 PM
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What can I say ole buddy, .....

I'm some kind of lightweights I tells ya, .....


One strawberry kiwi wine cooler too much.



posted on Jan, 12 2011 @ 07:45 PM
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posted on Jan, 12 2011 @ 08:04 PM
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Originally posted by IntastellaBurst
reply to post by inchworm
 



What can I say ole buddy, .....

I'm some kind of lightweights I tells ya, .....


One strawberry kiwi wine cooler too much.


First of all lay of the wine coolers (them is for sissies and women folk). Get yourself a REAL bottle of wine and nurse it until you think the moons' your Pa, until the sun rises and the rain falls sideways until you wake up in your neighbors car with only your shorts on-- then you know you made it my boy. Welcome to being a wino. Now go marry some dog for 2 years like I did and drink yourself to sleep on your picnic table like I did every night for 2 years. Wake up not knowing where you is and the police lookin for ya.



posted on Jan, 13 2011 @ 11:38 AM
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Originally posted by Misterlondon
reply to post by inchworm
 



rod can go to hell as far as im concerned... if the trailers rocking than dont come a knocking!!!


Dont' tell my best bud to go to Hell!


As far as the trailer "rockin' not sure what you mean by that besides, it does kinda bounce around some when were' workin it out.




posted on Jan, 13 2011 @ 11:47 AM
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Why oh why do I keep having to come into these threads to spread the boxed wine gospel??? Chardonnay from the box is the way to go because them there boxes are man sized. They're like juice boxes for tough guys! Just stick your straw into that bad boy and tear it UP!

Oh, and that process works for the wine in a box as well.

~Heff



posted on Jan, 13 2011 @ 01:32 PM
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reply to post by Hefficide
 


Ya gotta know something about drinkin before ya go and start talkin about drinkin


A box a wine will do-- just lay on your back with the spout open-- it'll fill ya right up and next things you know yous got your self a party



posted on Jan, 13 2011 @ 01:41 PM
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While were talking about drinking.....


When choosing a date its ok to lower your standards lower than you usually would, ..... because your going to be hammered anyways, and won't notice the difference.


Liqour is the great equalizer.



posted on Jan, 13 2011 @ 02:10 PM
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Originally posted by inchworm
Rent a new fancy car for the date night and tell em you own it. Go to a fancy restarant and order them the most expensive thing.


There's this girl at the office I like but I can't hire a fancy car to impress her because she's already seen me pulling up to work in my crap car that was made in 1995.

Also, she knows I'm poor because I bring in microwaveable cheeseburgers for dinner. How do I hoodwink her into thinking I'm a good catch?

And in the unlikely event that she said yes to a date, I wouldn't be able to drink because she lives miles away and I'd have to drive.

What would inchworm do?



posted on Jan, 13 2011 @ 02:24 PM
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Inch my friend, I am Irish... I was born with a PHD in alcohol! I am fluent in 27 different dialects of drunk! I know a thing or two about boxed wines and how to use my straw when drunk!


You ain't the only tough guy roamin' these here boards Inchy. There are more than a few of us who've lived through divorces, drank ourselves into the bottom of a bottle or two, and then finally realized that our bro's were where the real good, clean fun was at!


~Heff



posted on Jan, 13 2011 @ 04:23 PM
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Now gentleman, stop arguing over boxed wine


My crystal ball has revealed the secret of undeniable success in pursuit of the ladies

It comes not in a box, nor a bottle...it comes in the shape of a lil' plastic card or apparently from the inside of a leather wallet !!






posted on Jan, 13 2011 @ 04:27 PM
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Be glad if your poor like i am and most people, and that is a deterrent against so called females.

Do yourself a favour lads and be a tramp all your lifes.



posted on Jan, 13 2011 @ 04:38 PM
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reply to post by andy1033
 


Mmmm, well its a well known fact that the female of the species is more deadlier than the male


Shock, shock, horror, horror....




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