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posted on Jan, 17 2011 @ 11:46 AM
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Originally posted by inchworm
reply to post by uk today
 


Try this on for size, Hon: The next time yer on a date with some fella and he tells ya to go make him a sandwich-- guess what, ya better get busy making him a sandwich (if you plan on keeping him).


Mmmm, you have a lot to learn Mr Tightpants !!


Us chicks have far more weaponry in our arsenal than 2 slices of bread








posted on Jan, 17 2011 @ 12:03 PM
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Dont' go and try makin up yer own rules-- it'll never work fors ya


Just stick with the plan and you'll go a long way, Hon



posted on Jan, 17 2011 @ 12:22 PM
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"Put the lotion in the basket!!!"



posted on Jan, 17 2011 @ 12:37 PM
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Originally posted by inchworm
reply to post by uk today
 


Dont' go and try makin up yer own rules-- it'll never work fors ya


Just stick with the plan and you'll go a long way, Hon




Well there my man with a plan,
Hit me with all the rules you can

But at the end of the day
I'll get my own way,
Nothing really more to say.....



The only rule is there are NO rules !!
Well not for chicks anyway...




posted on Jan, 17 2011 @ 12:59 PM
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Hardy har hard-- real funny smarty pants



posted on Jan, 17 2011 @ 02:42 PM
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Originally posted by inchworm
reply to post by uk today
 


Hardy har hard-- real funny smarty pants


Its not good for your blood pressure baby,gettin all
!!!


Now take a deep breath and chill...go get a nice glass of boxed wine and make yourself a nice sandwich



posted on Jan, 17 2011 @ 04:48 PM
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Sounds like ya aint' got no idea who ya dealin with...

www.youtube.com...



posted on Jan, 17 2011 @ 04:52 PM
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You two should just talk on msn or facebook, you have a thing going there. Needs to go private i reckon.



posted on Jan, 17 2011 @ 04:54 PM
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I like the way you handled that kitty kat, ......


You still got it you ole son of a bisctuit, ...


Now ask her if she wants to visit the boneyard and seal the deal.



posted on Jan, 17 2011 @ 07:22 PM
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Originally posted by IntastellaBurst
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You still got it you ole son of a bisctuit, ...




Thanks, kid-- I'm tryin to do my best


Call me



posted on Jan, 17 2011 @ 07:22 PM
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Originally posted by IntastellaBurst
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You still got it you ole son of a bisctuit, ...




Thanks, kid-- I'm tryin to do my best


Call me



posted on Jan, 18 2011 @ 02:01 AM
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Look your best. Get some decent clothes and shoes. Women always look at your shoes, even if you last checked your Nikes in 1996. Get clothes that fit you, suit you and are contemporary. Don't just buy one outfit, sort out your entire wardrobe. Buy a nice tailored suit, there is no excuse not to. If you can't take care of yourself, how are you going to take care of her?
Look your best. Get some decent clothes and shoes. Women always look at your shoes, even if you last checked your Nikes in 1996. Get clothes that fit you, suit you and are contemporary. Don't just buy one outfit, sort out your entire wardrobe. Buy a nice tailored suit, there is no excuse not to. If you can't take care of yourself, how are you going to take care of her?
Keep your super fan status in check. If you love your sports and enjoying watch the game with your buddies, fine. If sport is a religion and you have your favorite player's number tattooed on your back, you may have a problem. If you are serious about dating, rattling off baseball stats, ranting about unfair umpires and constantly check the score will put them off in record time. To the uninitiated, sports are completely boring, and many women interpret the obsession as a total lack of thought, creativity or inspiration. Millions of girls love sports too, and rooting for the same team is great, but don't make your passion into a one-sided one.



posted on Jan, 18 2011 @ 02:38 PM
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Originally posted by inchworm
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Sounds like ya aint' got no idea who ya dealin with...

www.youtube.com...


Oh no baby, YOU have no idea who you're dealing with !!
:shk:







posted on Jan, 18 2011 @ 02:54 PM
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Real funny, wise apple


If anybuddies a MANEATER its ME! (I can benchpress 250 pounds, ya know



posted on Jan, 18 2011 @ 02:54 PM
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Real funny, wise apple


If anybuddies a MANEATER its ME! (I can benchpress 250 pounds, ya know



posted on Jan, 18 2011 @ 03:12 PM
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Originally posted by inchworm
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Real funny, wise apple


If anybuddies a MANEATER its ME! (I can benchpress 250 pounds, ya know


Pah, I'd rather spend the 250 pounds....
££££££££££




posted on Jan, 18 2011 @ 03:21 PM
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These two should talk on pm or something, as they clearly will not let it go, what ever it is.



posted on Jan, 18 2011 @ 04:20 PM
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Originally posted by andy1033
These two should talk on pm or something, as they clearly will not let it go, what ever it is.


Hardy-har-har, wise guy



posted on Jan, 18 2011 @ 06:06 PM
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Originally posted by IntastellaBurst

When choosing a date its ok to lower your standards lower than you usually would, ..... because your going to be hammered anyways, and won't notice the difference.



Works every time, my friend... every time.



posted on Jan, 19 2011 @ 02:28 PM
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Originally posted by inchworm
reply to post by Silver Star
 


Bend over, eh? Sounds like a plan, my man. And make sure she gets a real good look (wiggle it a little).


I gave it my best shot but she didn't seem to notice - Perhaps I wasn't being obvious enough?

However, the lady that sits at the next desk along (who's married) has started making me lots of coffees and she keeps harping on about having the 'seven year itch'. I think I've got myself into a bit of a pickle.




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