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'Twas the Night Before A Conspiracy Theorist's Christmas, When All Through the Boards...

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posted on Dec, 18 2010 @ 08:56 PM
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reply to post by crazydaisy
 


Happy Holidays to you too.

reply to post by FoxStriker
 


Thank you.

Have a very Merry Christmas.




posted on Dec, 18 2010 @ 09:03 PM
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Here you go buddy, I hope it fits.




posted on Dec, 18 2010 @ 09:43 PM
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Stared and flagged as usual Spartan!

I'm happy to report I didn't spill anything though. I'm a little more dexterous that Slayer
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Happy holidays!

~Keeper
edit on 12/18/2010 by tothetenthpower because: outright rudeness!



posted on Dec, 18 2010 @ 10:11 PM
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A Most Excellent Poem! I truly enjoyed that...

Great Verbage SpartanKingLeonidas!


Merry Christmas and Happy Holidaze!


Hope everyone at ATS has a Great Holiday Season too!



posted on Dec, 19 2010 @ 04:43 AM
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BEAUTIFUL!

Ahhh, what a lovely refreshment here in the heart of conspiracy.

I hope many applause for you, good friend!!




posted on Dec, 19 2010 @ 06:06 AM
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Ohh, your born on the 18th? Me too.


Back on topic:
Hahaha thanks for that! Made me laugh.
Merry christmas everyone



posted on Dec, 19 2010 @ 06:24 AM
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I'm sorry to say that I, unlike tothetenthpower....spit out my drink while reading this.

The laughing was uncontrollable.

Fantastic SKL....amazing...I just don't know how you do it..
edit on 19-12-2010 by BlackPoison94 because: she had to clean up..



posted on Dec, 19 2010 @ 07:00 AM
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That was awesome, so was the NWO song and the 12 days of Xmas


Thanks for that


and Happy Holidays to you and everyone here



posted on Dec, 19 2010 @ 07:02 AM
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SKL-
Thanks for the early morning laugh


Your talent is much appreciated this morning-

thegoodearth



posted on Dec, 19 2010 @ 11:45 AM
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Nice job. A few years ago, I wrote something similar about Vermont, where I live.

‘Twas the Night Before Christmas in Vermont

‘Twas the night before Christmas and the cabin was still,
Except for the snow storm providing a chill;

16 inches tonight, the weatherman said,
“Is that all?” we yawned and just went to bed;

The power had gone out a long time ago,
And the stove in the corner was barely aglow;

Almost died of carbon monoxide last night,
but we fixed the chimney and now it’s alright;

The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
With parkas and gloves and hats on their heads;

Ma and I cuddled to keep ourselves warm,
Sometimes to get lucky, you do need a storm;

Then out on the lawn, we heard a loud “Ow!”
And I knew someone had just tripped over the plow;

To the window I flew to catch the bugger,
But not before grabbing my trusted old Ruger;

The moon on the snow gave me plenty of light
So I aimed for the head – but oh, what a sight!

Not only was this guy dressed quite queer,
I saw he’d also brought some deer;

Which was fine with me, since for some reason
I didn’t catch one during season;

Number one! Number two! Number three, bang, bang, bang!
“Hooray,” I shouted, “I nailed the whole gang!”

Now the snow was all red… so much meat for the freezer!
And just to be certain, I offed the old geezer;

I woke up the wife, showed her my quarry,
And then we began taking inventory;

“Eight deer in all,” she cheered, her eyes shining bright,
“Merry Christmas to you – and now call it a night.”
edit on 19-12-2010 by sylvie because: (no reason given)



posted on Dec, 19 2010 @ 11:46 AM
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I made an attempt at this a few weeks ago:

www.abovetopsecret.com...

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posted on Dec, 19 2010 @ 11:47 AM
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Single Cells


Dashing through the crowd
Trying to get away
From police in riot gear
Who're laughing all the way
Security bells are ringing
Got someone in their sights
What fun it is to smack and sting
And sleigh some protestors tonight!

O' Single Cells, Single Cells
Single Cells, where you'll stay!

Oh, what fun it is to hide
When they're doing illegal house raids!
O' Single Cells, Single Cells
Single Cells, where you'll stay!
Oh, what fun it is to wonder why
you got a nightclub to the face!



posted on Dec, 19 2010 @ 11:52 AM
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You better watch out
You better not try
To voice your opinion
I'm telling you why
Santa's laws are coming to town!

He's makin' his terror watch list
He's checkin' it twice (or like a billion times)
Gonna find out whose been visiting 'those' sites
Santa's laws are coming to town

He doesn't need a search warrant
He knows what posts you make
He knows what porn sites you've been visting
So stay off that crazy $h!#, for goodness sake!

O' you better watch out!
You better not try
To DENY IGNORANCE
I'm telling you why
Santa's laws are coming to town!



posted on Dec, 19 2010 @ 12:09 PM
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LOL! Lot's thought put into that one, and really heart warming.

I am ready for Christmas now.
edit on 19-12-2010 by Realtruth because: (no reason given)



posted on Dec, 19 2010 @ 12:13 PM
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reply to post by SpartanKingLeonidas
 


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOKY!


scoutsniper



posted on Dec, 19 2010 @ 12:15 PM
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reply to post by v1rtu0s0
 


Hey! Not bad!

scoutsniper



posted on Dec, 19 2010 @ 12:28 PM
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Well, that was fun, a welcome change. Thank you! and happy holidays.



posted on Dec, 19 2010 @ 12:47 PM
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Thanks for this one.Put a smile on my face

Happy holidays guys.



posted on Dec, 19 2010 @ 12:50 PM
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merry christmas to all on ATS



posted on Dec, 19 2010 @ 01:01 PM
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Great read!

Happy Holidays!!!






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