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'Twas the Night Before A Conspiracy Theorist's Christmas, When All Through the Boards...

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posted on Dec, 19 2010 @ 01:19 PM
Hey that was great good job..

posted on Dec, 19 2010 @ 04:53 PM
reply to post by SpartanKingLeonidas

Merry Christmas to you and to all ATS Members, Staff and Moderators.
My tribute.

I really hope that the human kind, of any race or religion, in the very next future, can find that Light that it allows to feel in harmony with all the others and of being able speak and to rise with an only ONE voice the word: Peace.

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posted on Dec, 19 2010 @ 05:30 PM
At the risk of sounding like Scrooge; there's absolutely nothing to be jovial about. When we win this, if we win this, I'll celebrate but only then. I don't need a selection of annually allocated days to invoke feelings of good will, closeness and compassion towards the rest of my species.

Christmas is one of many things that break the monotony for the sheeple. If you're happy to be duped then sip away on your egg-nogs.

Ho, ho, ho indeed.

edit on 19/12/2010 by rexusdiablos because: Spellig

posted on Dec, 19 2010 @ 07:03 PM
reply to post by SLAYER69

I did say two years without buying Christmas not getting it from others.

reply to post by tothetenthpower

I could say so much about that statement completely off-topic but I will refrain.

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Glad I behaved?

reply to post by spirit_horse

Thank you and to you too.

reply to post by Revolution-2012

Thank you most kindly and best holiday wishes to you.

posted on Dec, 19 2010 @ 07:09 PM
reply to post by littlecloud

Glad it got a laugh as it was meant to.

reply to post by BlackPoison94

Apparently I have way too much time on my hands?

Which somehow does not seem to be correct considering I have no time.

At least not for what I want to be doing.

I hope SkepticOverlord puts bibs and splatter guards in the ATS store.

reply to post by WeBrooklyn

Thank you and to you too.

reply to post by thegoodearth

Glad you got the laughs and that it brightened you day and holiday season.

reply to post by sylvie

Now that deserves an applause.

posted on Dec, 19 2010 @ 07:16 PM
reply to post by v1rtu0s0

This is regards to all of your posts as well as those on your thread.

Plus the others who have posted their attempts.

And anyone who has not yet.

I sure as Hell wish we had had an ATS Holiday Song/Poem contest.

Because I would have had some solid competition.

reply to post by Realtruth

I got into the holiday spirit this year which is so unlike me.

reply to post by scoutsniper


Jack Bauer Interrogates Santa Claus

Hope you have a sense of humor and a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.

reply to post by Fractured.Facade

Defintely a warped sense of humor.

reply to post by SlovenlyGhost

Same to you and your family.

reply to post by Psychiatrium

And the best to you and yours.

reply to post by Drythmoore

Thank you and to you as well.

posted on Dec, 19 2010 @ 07:30 PM
reply to post by American-philosopher

Thank you very much and a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you.

reply to post by Arken

I am pleasantly surprised no one got arrested for spontaneous noise level violations.

In this sad world where people are groped in airport lines by the T.S.A. on purpose for safety.

Or on Japanese high-speed trains for heavy petting for perversions.

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

reply to post by rexusdiablos

May the ghost's of Christmas past, present, and future visit you.

And hopefully you get a sense of humor out of the experience.

Unfortunately, this world is sad enough with terrorists, fake Government plots, and sad politicians.

Ripping us off six ways to Sunday.

The Reason Conspiracy Theorists Can Never "Win" Against the Elite

The reason conspiracy theorists will never win is unfortunately not due to a holiday rendition.

At least not in the sense of a song but in one of Government sponsored kidnapping and torture.

But also because conspiracy theorists can never unify under one banner without many problems.

Usually, due to people wanting to pick up guns, C-4, or talking of revolution.

If only they knew the ability to change the problems they see has been in their hands all along.

Let us hope for Christmas Santa brings them the gift of insight, unity, and the best of intentions.

When we drive into the new year of 2011 the 10th anniversary of September 11th.

Otherwise we're just as screwed as those within power want us to be.

posted on Dec, 19 2010 @ 07:46 PM



it would not be christmas without a moral for fixing america

posted on Dec, 19 2010 @ 08:09 PM
and before I forget...

happy yule to all...

the best pagan christmas music I could find

posted on Dec, 19 2010 @ 10:36 PM
reply to post by SpartanKingLeonidas

Very clever. I enjoyed that.

Merry Christmas everyone. May 2011 bring us answers to the questions we can't ignore.

posted on Dec, 19 2010 @ 10:41 PM
reply to post by SpartanKingLeonidas

Jack Bauer vs Santa Claus clip always cracks me up...


posted on Dec, 19 2010 @ 10:59 PM
HA HA Awesome

posted on Dec, 19 2010 @ 11:37 PM
Twas a funny amusement to pass by some time
(Though, some of those stanzas just didn't quite rhyme
Cheered, I chuckled, and forgot North Korea
Wishing all happy holidays and love. See ya!

posted on Dec, 19 2010 @ 11:41 PM
reply to post by SpartanKingLeonidas


Thanks for the time and effort you must have put into that. (Well that is unless you are just super clever and thought it up in like 2.5) Nonetheless it was a welcome change today. Glad I read it because to be honest I was about to skip over it.

Merry Christmas to the ATS family. Even to all you shills and trolls out there....Without you I am not sure I would stay grounded. I can always tell when we are onto something by the way you post so thanks for the heads up on the important issues. I love ya


posted on Dec, 20 2010 @ 01:24 AM

posted on Dec, 21 2010 @ 05:37 PM
reply to post by ripcontrol

Thank for the additions.

I was fine going into conspiracy theory singing.

I avoided going into paganism verses Christanity and all the conspiracies I know between them.

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

reply to post by Beast Of Gevaudan

Thank you and to you and yours.

May 2011 expose every single secret through conspiracy theorists thinking.

Using our brains is the best way.

reply to post by LadySkadi

The first time I saw the video I laughed so hard.

reply to post by Jobeycool

Thank you very much.

reply to post by AceWombat04

Yes, I do admit, I had quite a fit.

Some words rhymed with ones, others rhymed with none.

But I figured after a while I had to just try it with some.

Sooner or later, I had to eat taters and left to to go eat.

What I did do though indeed you have to admit was quite a feat.

reply to post by Jakal26

I think it took me all of about 5 minutes to typed it out and about 10 to figure the words.

Then a few more to re-type so as to not offend, not use innapropriate words, and make it jovial.

Other than that it went pretty quick.

Originally posted by randomname

I do not know what to tell you other than to re-read it.

posted on Dec, 24 2010 @ 04:43 AM
It is my hope that everyone across the boards has a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.

May this season bring tidings of cheer and joy.

And may all of your families be blessed and may all of our soldiers come home.

posted on Dec, 28 2010 @ 09:57 AM
thank you....

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