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Mate, that was nearly as good as the OP. Star for you! I'm still on pg1 - I hope to read more of this type of reply.
You gotta have some time to put on the 5000$ worth of weapons and personal protective gear, use the snazzy communications stuff, jump like Bruce Willis into the 250000$ special operations van, race with siren blaring and lights flashing and tires screaching, pumped up with heroic self-righteousness and vein self-importance, and live up to the action movies we were weaned on, to save the barely capable public that haven't had the training and are incapable of having the expertise we have, coordinating with each other, giving orders, cordoning off large pieces of private property to keep the sheeple safe from the most dire of terroristic threats, doing interviews, taking questions, basking in the warm loving public glow of the GE kleig lights at press conferences, delicately selecting, editing, classifying and sharing bits of or heroism with the blonde newsgirl who's upper lip glistens with dewy hopefulness as she thinks of .lining the evening news with OUR pictures and video of us taking charge, breasts heaving as she looks into "the safety zone" at US pointing, looking through 2000$ binoculars, assessing the danger of the situation and developing the best angle for enfilade with our custom made german submachine guns, then after we have taken charge and eliminated the threat and launched intel investigations into motives of the conquered enemy, bonding together as only men can bond, doing things that men do, so when we go back to our brand new 30 million dollar law enforcement and emergency response center and start shedding our gear and weapons in the locker room, we can look at each others' glistening naked bodies and feel like real, beefy, rigid, proud MEN!!!!
Originally posted by DGFenrir
reply to post by ProtoplasmicTraveler
Oh, I'm sorry. What was I thinking?! Toddlers/dolls don't explode because they are booby-trapped with IEDs but they expode out of joy!
Silly me. There's no such thing as an extremist.edit on 3/12/2010 by DGFenrir because: (no reason given)
Originally posted by JJRichey
Makes me want to go buy some GI Joes and set them up around town- if I didn't think they'd figure out it was me and probably sue me.
The sheeple are going to become so paranoid they'll give up anything to be "safe". How do you think Nazi Germany started? Not all at once, I assure you of that!
Originally posted by martian_man
Wow...idiots. How did they know that the robot didn't contain biochemical substances used in warfare? If this was actually serious, probably half of US would be killed from some sort of chemical bacteria pandemic that reproduces and feeds on human fluids to survive. One drop of biochemicals would kill off everything and if the so called ''terrorists'' would insert a small container into the toy robot, the bacteria would break free.
Just saying...what the worst that could happen?