reply to post by xuenchen
Thanks to the outstanding detective work of xuenchen we are now able to post the following important bulletin.
Wanted Dead or Dead
This photo snuck out of the Robot Terrorist Training Camp shows the would be Denver Terrorist Robot's known associates.
If you spot one of these Robots do not attempt to confront them your self! They are all presumed to be armed and dangerous!
Call Homeland Security and do not take any chances!
First used as a cold war strategy by the Soviet Union, where individual recruits of the KGB would quietly emigrate to America and take a normal job,
and lead a normal life, in a typical American community.
These Terrorist Robots may be hiding anywhere posing as harmless children's toys, and could be lurking anywhere in your home, attic, cellar or
garage, waiting to be activated for their deadly missions.
Make no mistake about it, these Robots have been trained to avoid direct answers to your questions about their true purpose for being in your home! Do
not attempt to question them and risk them activating their missions early.
Quietly evacuate your home and once safely out of the possible blast radius (5,000 miles) call Homeland Security so F-16 strikes can be called in,
your home is a small thing to sacrifice for your homeland, and you may just be awarded the Iron Cross or Order of Lenin for your dedication and
sacrifice and maybe even have your picture taken with our glorious leader!
Stay safe America, take no chances, allow the professionals to deal with these sinister menaces to our way of life.
The Truth of the Threat
These Robots are zealots unhappy with the fact that we do not all live under "Robot Law"
Above is a copy of the Robot Law book, where humans are not treated with equal rights to the Robots and harsh penalties are prescribed for things like
laughing, jumping rope, and chewing gum.
These Robots are determined to force "Robot Law" on America.
They are jealous of our freedoms!
During these dangerous times I am urging all Americans to remain highly vigilant and if you suspect your neighbor is harboring one of these Robots
please do not hesitate to call Homeland Security!