MOD SQUAD Applause Points CAPTION CONTEST!

Juan Ananamez, 100% pure ATS investigator, exposing the truth one conspiracy at a time.



[edit on 6-9-2008 by Alxandro]

[edit on 6-9-2008 by Alxandro]

Because when you assume, you make an ass out of you, and...him.

On a side note, is it just me or does Dave Rabbit look alot like the "time to make the Doughnuts" guy?

Caption Contest

"ATS Your ass is mine"

Caption Contest

"New ATS advertising medium
Google AssWords
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After the monstrosity on wheels, the ATS Investigation Team decided on a more eco-friendly way to travel.

"If you see lights in the sky, keep out one eye to watch out for donkey doo pie!"

One word comes to mind:

TWINS

"Does this sign make my ass look fat?"

One good thing about the annual ATS donkey BBQ is that everyone always gets a nice piece of ass.

In an effort to get around strict FCC decency rules, ATS is testing a new 'double entandre' system of images to convey otherwise "indecent" messages. Seen here is the new FCC approved method of saying "you have a dingleberry stuck to your ass."

"No Dixie! Never Assume! It makes an Ass out of U and Me!!"

Not even close Baby Puppy.....

Please ATS - Pimp ma ride!

Springer..... you go on ahead .... i watch your ass

The design in the investigation team's top secret undercover donkey costume had but one flaw.

Now ..... when you said "kiss your ass goodbye" .... this isnt the ass you was talking about ........ was it !

" An Ass in hand....is better than two in a bush."



[edit on 6-9-2008 by Level X]

reply to post by Dave Rabbit

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which way to uranass?

Caption contest......


Only ATS would have a jack ass next to a three legged mule.