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MOD SQUAD Applause Points CAPTION CONTEST!

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posted on Sep, 6 2008 @ 12:46 AM
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Not starring Clint Eastwood, the highly anticipated sequel to "2 Mules for Sister Sarah": One jackass and a mule for Mother Superior Sarah... coming to a theater near you this Fall.




posted on Sep, 6 2008 @ 12:49 AM
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Yet again, Johnny's functional illiteracy jumps up and bites him as he publically demonstrates that he cannot spell "ASS" correctly.



posted on Sep, 6 2008 @ 12:56 AM
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reply to post by Dave Rabbit
 


I won the game of "pin the tail on the donkey" and THIS was my prize!




posted on Sep, 6 2008 @ 12:56 AM
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*FEATURING*
The New ATS ASSmobile,

10 mules per gallon............

Chauffeur included !!!!..........PRICELESS.....



posted on Sep, 6 2008 @ 01:05 AM
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ATS exposes NASA's two billion dollar, next generation rover !!!



posted on Sep, 6 2008 @ 01:17 AM
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"We bonded on the grand canyon tour, and were married in Vegas. Oh come on Mom! Not everything that happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas, that is just advertising."



posted on Sep, 6 2008 @ 02:47 AM
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confucius say he who has big ass shall travel far and see things that he is not supposed to see

[edit on 6/9/2008 by scepticsRus]



posted on Sep, 6 2008 @ 02:59 AM
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new caption contest:


Once the entertainment arrived, the Republican National Convention went into full swing.



posted on Sep, 6 2008 @ 03:18 AM
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and she liked the show so much, we bought her a donkey of her own!



posted on Sep, 6 2008 @ 03:55 AM
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"The Sun" reports:

Brittney Spears Remarried!

... Exclusive Vegas' photos...



posted on Sep, 6 2008 @ 04:47 AM
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The only transportation Johnny could afford after Springer and Crakeur spent all the funds on that big ass RV!



posted on Sep, 6 2008 @ 05:22 AM
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At first, the parents were uncomfortable with the old man at the petting zoo asking their kids to touch his ass.



posted on Sep, 6 2008 @ 06:41 AM
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Hey ma

Johnnys tattooed his ass



posted on Sep, 6 2008 @ 06:58 AM
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Well the wife did say that she wanted a new ass



posted on Sep, 6 2008 @ 07:03 AM
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FAKE!!!! Totally fake! Come on people, that head was cloned onto that body, the logo airbrushed onto the donkey, and that hay on the foor!?!?! Give me a break. I have seen more realistic hay in pictures of...uh...hay.



posted on Sep, 6 2008 @ 07:07 AM
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CURIOUSLY ENOUGH, ONCE JOHNNY STOPPED SINGING LED ZEPELLIN SONGS, THE DONKEY SETTLED DOWN FOR THE PHOTOSHOOT.



posted on Sep, 6 2008 @ 07:09 AM
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........IT'S.......... JUST A JUMP TO THE LEFT.....

AND THEN A STEP TO THE RI-I-IIII-IIIGHT....

PUT YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HIPS....

AND BRING YOU KNEES IN TIGHT....



posted on Sep, 6 2008 @ 07:10 AM
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Love at First sight

[edit on 9/6/2008 by altered_states]



posted on Sep, 6 2008 @ 07:13 AM
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Hey you wanna play pin the tail on the jonny?



posted on Sep, 6 2008 @ 07:18 AM
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"ATS - Ass To Share"


"Springer - This here ain't no ass, this here is a mule! Debunked!
ATS - Denying Ignorance"



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