[edit on 9/5/2008 by schrodingers dog]

"Yeah ladies. I park this bad boy in the garage next to my '84 unicorn. Don't act like you're not impressed."

And then after the show, for an extra 500$, you can do Kelly.

Roy Rodgers first attempt at a television show wasn't as successful as the later one with Trigger.

After Palin breaths new life in the GOP, McCain's twin Johnny, couldn't wait to show his ass!

I will stand upon my HEAD to make a deal!

(Go see Cal, go see Cal, go see Cal!)

Ok, maybe a bit dated, but it reminds me of Cal Worthington, a used car dealer in the LA (CA) area, who used to present his "dog," Spot - and sometimes it was a monkey, sometimes a goat, sometimes an elephant, sometimes a parrot - ANYTHING but a dog.

And he had a jingle... (See above.)

Johnny Anonymous and his new friend Dixie prove themselves to be HUGE ASSsets to the ATS investigation team !





[edit on 5-9-2008 by easynow]

Breaking News !


Johnny Anonymous and Dixie land safely on Mars !...Johnny reports that the martians are confused because they never seen a jackass before... stay tuned for more updates













[edit on 5-9-2008 by easynow]

"Couldn't you have got one with 4 legs Johnny?"

"I am Locutus of Borg. You will be ASSimilated....."

"No Johhny. I said you put the logo on WONKY, with a W."

The new Democrat on staff has really taken a liking to ATS!

is that a hand in my ass

or an ass in my hand?

Caption contest

"After hearing about Gilliland's methods of recharging batteries, The ATS team wanted to see what would happen if James put his hands on Johnny's ass."

Caption contest;


"A.T.S. - Express Ride to Denying Ignorance


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FRIDAY, SEPT 25TH
8AM-4PM
"ASS SALE"
ATS PARKING LOT.....
CANCELLED IN CASE OF HIGH WIND!

Johnny prepares his new covert-op dixie#6 for her mission into area 51...
Dixie #1-5 all disappeared he says... something about a probing?
-Z-

Captain Johnny: "The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any of the greys were gonna get their greasy grey hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of excessive probing, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you."