You can't buy this....
Hmmm, I wondered what my boss meant when I asked
him about 2012.
I work at small fish and chip shop on the North-West coast
of England, the winters here are disappointing and Frazier
my boss, has been getting more and more disillusioned.
He said that 2012 will see the end of 'The Salty Bait-Box'
and it got me me a-wondering.
Maybe Frazier knows something, I mean fish is 'brain-food'
and I know he's a Freemason, so maybe there's a general
concensus from the people-in-the-know, such as politicians
and business men that something is gonna happen.
It's left to the standard people in the street like me and you
to find out when it happens.
I noticed that Frazier has been stocking up on gasoline and
I've heard him on the phone to an insurance agency about
many things, so maybe it's tied in with an oil shortage?
A local fisherman called Ben Dover, who regulary comes in with
crabs, he says he loves the sea, word.
Anyway, he said that he thought that the oceans would just gobble
I've heard on the telly that the skies and seas are being polluted
with Carbon or something, I just think it was better when we had
steam trains and proper telly programmes that weren't so 'eyebrow'.
One day, as I was dragging in the boxes of Haddock for the dinner-
time rush, (well it's Mrs. Broderick and 6 kids from the Primary
school) Jim came in and though he swears he's Elvis, he said
that too many satellites (there America satellites, made in America)
have changed the magnetic pull of the Poles, I said is that why Hitler
He said no and also said that England would be underwater by 2012.
He also said if it wasn't then, it may be about quarter to nine or when
-ever the last bus is.
makes you think nuh?