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God VS Chuck Norris

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posted on Nov, 13 2006 @ 03:13 PM
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I challenge all GODheads and CHUCKNORRISheads to post 1 single line about each character. Whoever lasts longer will be hereby crowned the winner.

Here is my line.


"Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush."




posted on Nov, 14 2006 @ 01:28 AM
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Chuck Norris doesn't take showers, he takes blood baths.



posted on Nov, 19 2006 @ 10:07 PM
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Chuck Norris eats Ninjas for dinner.



posted on Nov, 20 2006 @ 02:27 AM
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Chuck Norris is my homeboy



posted on Nov, 20 2006 @ 06:15 AM
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God created Chuck Norris in his image.


sbj

posted on Nov, 20 2006 @ 11:26 AM
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What you present my friend is a paradox, for Chuck Norris IS God, and God is Chuck Norris.

...oh yeah and everytime Chuck Norris hears the term ‘Virgin’ Mary he laughs out loud…enough said.



posted on Nov, 20 2006 @ 12:49 PM
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Chuck Norris looks like a complete twit from the 70s


sbj

posted on Nov, 20 2006 @ 01:56 PM
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Originally posted by bodrul
Chuck Norris looks like a complete twit from the 70s


See what happens when Chuck Norris decides to take a decade off and let the G-Man run things?



posted on Nov, 20 2006 @ 02:58 PM
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Originally posted by sbj
See what happens when Chuck Norris decides to take a decade off and let the G-Man run things?


people start waking up to the 21st centuary
:shk:


sbj

posted on Nov, 21 2006 @ 02:04 PM
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Chuck IS God
...nuff said.



posted on Nov, 21 2006 @ 02:18 PM
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Chuck Norris < The 'Hoff



posted on Nov, 21 2006 @ 02:18 PM
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Originally posted by sbj
Chuck IS God
...nuff said.


the person who made that site is either the following


1. a 30 year old nerd with no life
2. a 30 year old with no life
3. still stuck in the past
4. needs to get out more


seriously though chuck norris films sucked so much i almost smashed my tv and sky box



posted on Nov, 21 2006 @ 11:59 PM
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Chuck Norris has a hairy back



posted on Nov, 22 2006 @ 03:39 PM
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Chuck Norris invented water...........top that.



posted on Nov, 22 2006 @ 03:42 PM
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Chuck Norris is probably a mason. I could be wrong but you can usually guess on these things correctly.



posted on Nov, 22 2006 @ 04:04 PM
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Chuck Norris invented the masons.



posted on Nov, 22 2006 @ 04:07 PM
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chuck norris is responsible for 70% of nut cases out there



posted on Nov, 22 2006 @ 04:09 PM
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Chuck Norris Once counted to infinity Twice.



posted on Nov, 22 2006 @ 04:10 PM
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Originally posted by bodrul
chuck norris is responsible for 70% of nut cases out there


Wrong 93.7%



posted on Nov, 22 2006 @ 04:22 PM
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chuck norris is out dated and should be forgotton



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