God VS Chuck Norris

I challenge all GODheads and CHUCKNORRISheads to post 1 single line about each character. Whoever lasts longer will be hereby crowned the winner.

Here is my line.


"Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush."

Chuck Norris doesn't take showers, he takes blood baths.

Chuck Norris eats Ninjas for dinner.

Chuck Norris is my homeboy

God created Chuck Norris in his image.

What you present my friend is a paradox, for Chuck Norris IS God, and God is Chuck Norris.

...oh yeah and everytime Chuck Norris hears the term ‘Virgin’ Mary he laughs out loud…enough said.

Chuck Norris looks like a complete twit from the 70s

Originally posted by bodrul
Chuck Norris looks like a complete twit from the 70s

See what happens when Chuck Norris decides to take a decade off and let the G-Man run things?

Originally posted by sbj
See what happens when Chuck Norris decides to take a decade off and let the G-Man run things?

people start waking up to the 21st centuary :shk:

Chuck IS God
...nuff said.

Chuck Norris < The 'Hoff

Originally posted by sbj

Chuck IS God
...nuff said.

the person who made that site is either the following


1. a 30 year old nerd with no life
2. a 30 year old with no life
3. still stuck in the past
4. needs to get out more


seriously though chuck norris films sucked so much i almost smashed my tv and sky box

Chuck Norris has a hairy back

Chuck Norris invented water...........top that.

Chuck Norris is probably a mason. I could be wrong but you can usually guess on these things correctly.

Chuck Norris invented the masons.

chuck norris is responsible for 70% of nut cases out there

Chuck Norris Once counted to infinity Twice.

Originally posted by bodrul
chuck norris is responsible for 70% of nut cases out there

Wrong 93.7%

chuck norris is out dated and should be forgotton