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posted on Jul, 24 2020 @ 08:42 PM
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I had a joke about incest, but both Aunt Mom and Uncle Dad said it is in poor taste.

Sigh.



(I'll save you guys the trouble and alert myself lol)





















posted on Jul, 24 2020 @ 09:20 PM
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Had a joke about pizza : but you probably wouldn't gate it...

Had a joke about coronas : but was afraid it would go viral..

Had a joke about baseball : but it would probably strike-out...

Had a joke about sandpaper : but it was a tad coarse...

Had a joke about bathroom etiquette : but somebody poo-pooed it...

Had a joke about racism : but it was a bit off-colour...

Just made those up outta nowhere.
Thanks for the fun !!



posted on Jul, 24 2020 @ 09:39 PM
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I had a joke about anal sex - butt it stinks.

I had a good joke to tell my Dad - but he went to go get cigarettes 25 years ago.



posted on Jul, 24 2020 @ 10:19 PM
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I had a joke about Bansky.... but somebody stole it!




posted on Jul, 24 2020 @ 10:26 PM
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originally posted by: Maverick1
Aunt Mom and Uncle Dad


That made me chuckle





posted on Jul, 24 2020 @ 10:29 PM
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I wanted to make a joke about my ceiling,
but it was over my head.

I don't ever joke about hell,
that's just too low.

I was working on a very crude joke,
but the material was rather raw.
edit on 24-7-2020 by pthena because: (no reason given)



posted on Jul, 24 2020 @ 10:39 PM
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a reply to: pthena

Oh dang ! Am addicted now...

Had a joke about laundry : but it was too dirty...

Had a Disney joke : but it was Goofy...

Had a joke about choking on a fruit : but olive...

Had a joke about The Germans in France : but it met some resistance...

Had a joke about blueberry pie : but it didn't pan-out...

Had a joke about the muffler shop : but it was exahsting...

Had a banana-peel joke : but slipped-up...

Had a joke about politicians : but everybody knows they're already a joke...

Had a fart joke : but it didn't make the cut...

Had a joke about my fitness coach : but it was a bit of a stretch...

Had a joke about my penis : but it was a bit too much...
( That should get a bonus point, since 'bit' is a French slang word for penis. )

Had a joke about sniffing tobacco : but it wasn't up to snuff...



posted on Jul, 24 2020 @ 10:54 PM
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a reply to: Nothin

You make it look so easy.

I was given quick wit,
but it got away from me.

=========
Seriously, on the Acronym thread, I started on your M A D A G A S C A R I A N S

Met another dodo and ... (my thoughts just went extinct)

edit on 24-7-2020 by pthena because: (no reason given)



posted on Jul, 24 2020 @ 10:56 PM
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I had a joke about radical islamic terrorists, but it bombed!



Okay I'm sure I'll get banned if I keep playing. Better quit now!







edit on 24-7-2020 by NarcolepticBuddha because: (no reason given)



posted on Jul, 24 2020 @ 11:04 PM
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a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

What do you mean I've joined the banned?
I thought they said band!



posted on Jul, 24 2020 @ 11:12 PM
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a reply to: pthena

Am not quick really. Just taking the time to think, and put them together.

Was gonna make a joke about boxing : but a Hockey game broke-out...

Was going to make a joke about diarrhea: but have to run...

( Good Lord : am still resorting to caca-pee-pee jokes... )




posted on Jul, 24 2020 @ 11:19 PM
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I had a joke about flying, but couldn't get it off the ground.



posted on Jul, 24 2020 @ 11:20 PM
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I had a joke about wells, but I was too deep.



posted on Jul, 24 2020 @ 11:42 PM
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I was working on a joke about narcolepsy,
but fell asleep before I got to the punchline.

(public service announcement: narcolepsy isn't funny! So just stop it, I'm tired of it!)

but seriously folks: Naps do help. And I haven't driven in 8 years.

Speaking of punchlines:


I was on a newsgroup once. One of the members had a signature that read:
"When I die, I want to go like my grandfather, peacefully in his sleep;
not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car."

Seems funny, but that's why I quit driving.
edit on 24-7-2020 by pthena because: (no reason given)



posted on Jul, 25 2020 @ 12:06 AM
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Was gonna make a joke about my nickname : but it was nothin...

Had a joke about the Reversing-Falls : ...sdrawkcab lla ti tog I tub

Had a joke about writer's cramp : but I just went blank...

Had a joke about a man walking on-to a plane sideways : but he was going to Bangkok...



posted on Jul, 25 2020 @ 12:10 AM
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My physician strongly recommended I get tested for narcolepsy,

but I'm not so sure...

I told him I'll sleep on it and let him know






edit on 25-7-2020 by NarcolepticBuddha because: (no reason given)



posted on Jul, 25 2020 @ 02:23 AM
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a reply to: Maverick1




I had a joke about incest, but both Aunt Mom and Uncle Dad said it is in poor taste

I had a joke about this orgy, but I couldn't get it up.



posted on Jul, 25 2020 @ 09:14 AM
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I had a joke about masturbation you could probably beat.







posted on Jul, 25 2020 @ 10:20 AM
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I had a Muslim joke, but it's banned.



posted on Jul, 25 2020 @ 12:05 PM
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I wanted to make a joke about 2012 but it never materialized

I had an astr0 joke but it was out out of this world

I mean, “takes the light and walks it to the nose [before letting it go on it’s way]”?? Huh? That never was explained because everyone asked about the triangles but that seems to be a joke on us or at least a play on words. Unless there was material on the skin of the craft that could translate light to the 2D surface (slowing it down) and have the ability to somehow translate it back to its original form... then that statement makes sense...

Wait. What were we talking about kids??!





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