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posted on Aug, 8 2020 @ 04:35 PM
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originally posted by: Out6of9Balance
a reply to: pthena

I had a joke about trains that will get you on track.


I had a joke about trains, but it got derailed.




posted on Aug, 8 2020 @ 04:46 PM
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a reply to: Nothin

I was researching for a joke on mosh pits
but then the band started playing.

By the time I found my hat and glasses by crawling around the floor and somehow making it to the back wall, I decided I would never even try to do a mosh pit joke.


edit on 8-8-2020 by pthena because: (no reason given)



posted on Aug, 8 2020 @ 05:00 PM
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a reply to: pthena

Had a peachy mosh joke : but it was the pits...

Had a joke about chickens : but it turns-out they don't have much of a sense of humour...

Ordered a joke called 'chicken' : but someone let the cat outta the bag...

Had a chicken joke for $2.99 : yeah, it was a joke alright...



posted on Aug, 8 2020 @ 05:04 PM
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a reply to: Nothin

Is moshing even a thing anymore ?
I've been afraid to check since that last time.

So on Spoon group: I watched the video, looked them up on Wiki.



Imagine how much these guys must be messed-with :

But they are the show, not the audience.



posted on Aug, 8 2020 @ 08:19 PM
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a reply to: pthena

Sure : their goal is to bend minds, in the audience.
But if there is a spoon-bender in the audience : then perhaps it is them, who will get bent ?

Speaking of which : saw them up close, way back circa 1981 or '82.
Was standing close to the stage, right in front of the cute bass-player, and kinda had a crush on her.
But the witch did funny things to my body, so no Spoons were bent that night, but... you know...

Had a joke about The Spoons : but something else got bent...



posted on Aug, 8 2020 @ 08:28 PM
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a reply to: Nothin

The Bass player at the event I attended 1997-ish was once a girl I babysat for one Summer when she was 11. I played darts with the other members of the all girl band one time too. That's the only reason I was there; a personal invitation. I really didn't know about mosh pits so I was right up front waving at them when they started playing.

I had a joke to put here, but after looking the band up

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posted on Aug, 18 2020 @ 11:15 PM
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I had a joke about Bad Boys but then this sh!t got real!


edit on 18-8-2020 by TEOTWAWKIAIFF because: now and then was toomuch

edit on 18-8-2020 by TEOTWAWKIAIFF because: Double autocorrect suxxs



posted on Aug, 19 2020 @ 12:59 AM
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a reply to: TEOTWAWKIAIFF

I had a joke about [ redacted ]
and now I can't confirm that I ever had it.

let me try that again

I had a joke about classified information
but [ redacted ].

one more try

I had a joke about ...
Nothing to see here folks. Move along.

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