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posted on Jul, 28 2020 @ 10:37 PM
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I had a joke about my muse,
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Oh, I'm sorry, must have gone a musing.

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posted on Jul, 29 2020 @ 01:52 AM
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I had a joke about the economy, but it's redundant now.

I had a joke about trolling, but it's been banned.



posted on Jul, 29 2020 @ 03:03 AM
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I had a joke about ubiquity,
man it was all over the place.



posted on Jul, 29 2020 @ 03:22 AM
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I had a joke about nihilism, but there was nothing to it.



posted on Jul, 29 2020 @ 03:30 AM
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I tried to get joke about herd immunity to go viral but it didn't catch on.



posted on Jul, 29 2020 @ 03:43 AM
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I was going to tell a joke about a camel, but the victim of the joke got the hump.

I was going to tell another joke about a show-jumping champion, but the victim took a fence.



posted on Jul, 29 2020 @ 05:08 PM
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a reply to: DISRAELI

Those were funny. Especially the second.

I had a joke about a turtle-neck
but had some difficulty pulling it off.


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posted on Jul, 29 2020 @ 09:18 PM
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a reply to: pthena

Had a joke about wine : but it wasn't fine...

Had a joke about pasta : but it didn't rhyme with Rasta...

Had a joke about the chicken crossing the road : but my philosopher buddy swung-by, and we...
Wait : what were we talking about ?



posted on Jul, 29 2020 @ 09:30 PM
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Had a joke about pasta : but it didn't rhyme with Rasta...

Oh, very funny, just don't specify which pasta.

I had a joke about catfish,
but they were noodled.

So the teacher handed me a dictionary and told me to 'look it up',
I looked it up, once I threw it in the air.


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posted on Jul, 29 2020 @ 09:31 PM
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I had a joke about being witty, but just wasn't clever enough.



posted on Jul, 29 2020 @ 10:32 PM
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originally posted by: hopenotfeariswhatweneed
I had a joke about being witty, but just wasn't clever enough.


Funny because there is an implied word there, that rhymes with witty... Hihihi !

Had a joke about a C-PAP : but it was total ...

Had a joke about a Hockey puck : but it wasn't worth a ..., uhm..., a cluck !



posted on Jul, 29 2020 @ 11:11 PM
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originally posted by: pthena
a reply to: Nothin



Had a joke about pasta : but it didn't rhyme with Rasta...

Oh, very funny, just don't specify which pasta.

I had a joke about catfish,
but they were noodled.

So the teacher handed me a dictionary and told me to 'look it up',
I looked it up, once I threw it in the air.


Well : it wasn't witch pasta....

Had a joke about a dish : but the dish smelled like fish...

Had a joke about it : but it wasn't worth... spit ?



posted on Jul, 29 2020 @ 11:23 PM
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a reply to: Nothin

I had a joke about a proper noun,
his name is Grammer.

Ok Ok

I had a joke about grammar,
rules but didn't the follow.

I had a joke about vocabulary
but didn't know the right words.

I had a joke
that only I laughed at.

I had a joke about jokes,
and split my stiches.

I had a joke about stiches
but couldn't keep it together.

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posted on Jul, 30 2020 @ 02:24 AM
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I had a joke about Bedlam, but people told me it was mad.

I had a joke about Winston Churchill's favourite bowler, but people told me it was old hat.



posted on Jul, 30 2020 @ 02:55 PM
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I had a joke about dates,
so they all stood me up.

I had a joke about live audiences.
But I'll just leave that to the stand ups.



posted on Jul, 30 2020 @ 03:54 PM
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I had a joke about the Ku-Klux-Klan, but it's off-colour.

I had a joke about Ghislaine Maxwell, but it's questionable.

I had a joke about Jo Biden, but it's past its use-by date.



posted on Jul, 30 2020 @ 04:29 PM
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I had a joke about moon-rocks, but it's rather far-fetched.



posted on Jul, 30 2020 @ 04:41 PM
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I have a joke about chickens, but I'm too scared to tell it.

I have another joke about chickens, but it's rather fowl.



posted on Jul, 30 2020 @ 05:24 PM
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I don't know how many chicken jokes have been told so far,
maybe I'll scratch up a few more.

I had a chicken joke,
hold on, I better tell it from the other side of the road.

I had a joke about a high flying chicken,
wait! That's not a chicken after all.
Never mind.



posted on Jul, 30 2020 @ 05:43 PM
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I had a joke about air planes, but it was way over my head.



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