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posted on Jul, 24 2020 @ 07:35 PM
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I had a joke about....

So, there's this thread going around on Twitter where people are retweeting the "I had a joke about...but."

Some of the honorable mentions include:

Monica Lewinski: "I have an intern joke and it...nevermind."
(She likely meant sucks).

"I have an IKEA joke, but I couldn't put it together..."

"I have a Charles Manson joke and it kills me.."

"I have an epidemiology joke but it hasn't yet gone viral."
"I have an ejaculation joke, but it's too soon."

"I have a weed joke and it's smokin."

"I have a Jonestown joke, but the punchline is too long..."

"I have an anaesthesiologist joke and it’ll knock you out."

"I have a vaccine joke... but you won’t get it for another year."

Some good ones here


ATS, your turn, for fun...





posted on Jul, 24 2020 @ 07:41 PM
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a reply to: Liquesence

I have a teacher joke, but it's not very classy.



Hope you're having a good one!



posted on Jul, 24 2020 @ 07:42 PM
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a reply to: zosimov

Good one.


I have a writer's joke, but it just won't come to me.
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posted on Jul, 24 2020 @ 07:43 PM
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a reply to: Liquesence


I have a joke about sheep, but everyone's already herd it.

LOL boooo.
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posted on Jul, 24 2020 @ 07:45 PM
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a reply to: zosimov

I had a joke about cows, but decided to moove on.

(That's so lame it's beyond dad)



posted on Jul, 24 2020 @ 07:48 PM
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a reply to: Liquesence

LOL it's great though. Dad jokes are the best.



I have a dad joke, and it's groaned-breaking.



posted on Jul, 24 2020 @ 07:58 PM
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a reply to: zosimov

I had a little joke about my penis.

I IS GENIUS.



posted on Jul, 24 2020 @ 07:59 PM
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a reply to: CobaltCPD

Impressive!




posted on Jul, 24 2020 @ 08:04 PM
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a reply to: zosimov

I have a joke about wine, but it was cask aside.



posted on Jul, 24 2020 @ 08:04 PM
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originally posted by: zosimov
a reply to: Liquesence

LOL it's great though. Dad jokes are the best.



I have a dad joke, and it's groaned-breaking.



I’m sure wherever my Dad is, he’s looking down on us. He’s not dead, just very condescending.



posted on Jul, 24 2020 @ 08:05 PM
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a reply to: Liquesence

I had a joke about weed but you set the bar too high with that last one.





posted on Jul, 24 2020 @ 08:06 PM
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Yeah?


Well I have a joke about women. Period.



posted on Jul, 24 2020 @ 08:07 PM
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I had a joke about wheels...roll with it.



posted on Jul, 24 2020 @ 08:08 PM
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a reply to: Maverick1

LOL!

a reply to: ColeYounger
This too, had me laughing for sure!




posted on Jul, 24 2020 @ 08:10 PM
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originally posted by: Maverick1
Yeah?


Well I have a joke about women. Period.


Lol, good one.



posted on Jul, 24 2020 @ 08:15 PM
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I had a chemistry joke but I'm not sure what reaction I'll get..




edit on 24-7-2020 by NarcolepticBuddha because: (no reason given)



posted on Jul, 24 2020 @ 08:15 PM
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Dang.


I had a joke about a meth lab, but it blew up on me.


(maybe I'm reaching here lol)



posted on Jul, 24 2020 @ 08:16 PM
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a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

I had a math joke but not sure it added up.



posted on Jul, 24 2020 @ 08:18 PM
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originally posted by: Maverick1
Dang.


I had a joke about a meth lab, but it blew up on me.


(maybe I'm reaching here lol)





posted on Jul, 24 2020 @ 08:29 PM
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My Grandma is 96 years old and still doesn't need glasses.
She drinks straight from the bottle!




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