I had a joke about....

originally posted by: Nothin

Had a joke about writer's cramp : but I just went blank...

That's a joke about writer's block. I had a real joke about writer's cramp, but it's too painful to put in writing.

a reply to: Liquesence

I had a joke about lobotomies, but it didn't make the cut.

a reply to: Liquesence

I once heard a joke about a gay electrician, but its too shocking to tell.

I had a joke about heroi_n, but it became addictive.

I once heard a joke about witchcraft, but I couldn't spell it...

a reply to: NightFlight

When I went to vocational school, the registrar asked, "Which craft?"
And I responded, "Yes. Witchcraft."

"Which craft?"

"Witchcraft."

"Just tell me which craft you want to learn."

"Witchcraft"

"No. I'm asking you. Which craft?"

...
etc. Ad nauseam

I had a joke about ATS, but it's way above top secret.

a reply to: Liquesence

I have a joke about ATS; it will crack you up.

I have a joke about Joe Biden, but I can't remember the punchline.

a reply to: Liquesence

I have a joke about a bone, but it's not humerus.

I have a joke about Twitter, but it's out of character.

a reply to: pthena

Witch school ?


Had a joke about vodka and orange-juice : but screwed it up...

Had a joke about drummers : but the punchline was outta rhythm...

Had a joke about unfinished sentences : but it was...

a reply to: Nothin

I have a joke about wheels, because that's the way I roll.

I had a joke about boxing, but it was below the belt.

a reply to: hopenotfeariswhatweneed

I had a joke about right wingers, but it got censured.

a reply to: Nothin

Witch school ?

No! Which school.

I didn't actually go to vocational school. Wait! I did.
I wanted to go to vacational school, but misspelled it.

I'm manning the ramparts of the ivory tower,
preparing for the revenge of the elephants.

originally posted by: hopenotfeariswhatweneed
a reply to: Nothin

I have a joke about wheels, because that's the way I roll.

I had a joke about boxing, but it was below the belt.

I had a joke about wheels, but they fell off...

I have a joke about bathing, but it's too dirty.

originally posted by: Liquesence
I have a joke about bathing, but it's too dirty.

I have a dirty joke, but it all came out in the wash.

originally posted by: Liquesence

originally posted by: hopenotfeariswhatweneed
a reply to: Nothin

I have a joke about wheels, because that's the way I roll.

I had a joke about boxing, but it was below the belt.

I had a joke about wheels, but they fell off...

I also have a joke about balsa wood, but it's a little flimsy.

a reply to: pthena

Had a joke about high-school : but it was against my vice-principals...

Had a joke about fly-fishing : but nobody would bite...

Had a joke about witchcraft : but nobody knew how to craft one...

a reply to: Nothin

I have a joke about diving, but it's a little too deep.

a reply to: hopenotfeariswhatweneed

Had an off-beat joke : but the drummer couldn't get it...

Had a Hockey joke : but nobody gave a puck...

Had a football joke : but fumbled the punchline...

Had a joke about soccer : but a lady took me for a ride in her Soccer-Mom's-Gang-Bang-Caravan, and will never laugh at soccer fans again...

a reply to: Nothin

Mattel crafted mine,
but they didn't put any life in them,
I hope

Now I need a joke, just a plain old joke.
Drawing a blank.

Had a plane joke,
but it was flat.