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posted on Jul, 25 2020 @ 01:07 PM
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originally posted by: Nothin

Had a joke about writer's cramp : but I just went blank...

That's a joke about writer's block. I had a real joke about writer's cramp, but it's too painful to put in writing.




posted on Jul, 25 2020 @ 01:07 PM
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a reply to: Liquesence

I had a joke about lobotomies, but it didn't make the cut.



posted on Jul, 25 2020 @ 01:19 PM
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a reply to: Liquesence

I once heard a joke about a gay electrician, but its too shocking to tell.

I had a joke about heroi_n, but it became addictive.

I once heard a joke about witchcraft, but I couldn't spell it...



posted on Jul, 25 2020 @ 01:51 PM
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a reply to: NightFlight

When I went to vocational school, the registrar asked, "Which craft?"
And I responded, "Yes. Witchcraft."

"Which craft?"

"Witchcraft."

"Just tell me which craft you want to learn."

"Witchcraft"

"No. I'm asking you. Which craft?"

...
etc. Ad nauseam

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posted on Jul, 25 2020 @ 02:50 PM
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I had a joke about ATS, but it's way above top secret.



posted on Jul, 25 2020 @ 02:56 PM
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a reply to: Liquesence

I have a joke about ATS; it will crack you up.



posted on Jul, 25 2020 @ 03:02 PM
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I have a joke about Joe Biden, but I can't remember the punchline.



posted on Jul, 25 2020 @ 03:43 PM
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a reply to: Liquesence

I have a joke about a bone, but it's not humerus.

I have a joke about Twitter, but it's out of character.



posted on Jul, 25 2020 @ 05:46 PM
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a reply to: pthena

Witch school ?


Had a joke about vodka and orange-juice : but screwed it up...

Had a joke about drummers : but the punchline was outta rhythm...

Had a joke about unfinished sentences : but it was...



posted on Jul, 25 2020 @ 06:03 PM
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a reply to: Nothin

I have a joke about wheels, because that's the way I roll.

I had a joke about boxing, but it was below the belt.
edit on 25-7-2020 by hopenotfeariswhatweneed because: (no reason given)



posted on Jul, 25 2020 @ 07:26 PM
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a reply to: hopenotfeariswhatweneed

I had a joke about right wingers, but it got censured.



posted on Jul, 25 2020 @ 07:29 PM
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a reply to: Nothin



Witch school ?

No! Which school.

I didn't actually go to vocational school. Wait! I did.
I wanted to go to vacational school, but misspelled it.

I'm manning the ramparts of the ivory tower,
preparing for the revenge of the elephants.



edit on 25-7-2020 by pthena because: (no reason given)



posted on Jul, 25 2020 @ 07:54 PM
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originally posted by: hopenotfeariswhatweneed
a reply to: Nothin

I have a joke about wheels, because that's the way I roll.

I had a joke about boxing, but it was below the belt.


I had a joke about wheels, but they fell off...



posted on Jul, 25 2020 @ 07:55 PM
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I have a joke about bathing, but it's too dirty.



posted on Jul, 25 2020 @ 08:11 PM
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originally posted by: Liquesence
I have a joke about bathing, but it's too dirty.



I have a dirty joke, but it all came out in the wash.



posted on Jul, 25 2020 @ 08:15 PM
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originally posted by: Liquesence

originally posted by: hopenotfeariswhatweneed
a reply to: Nothin

I have a joke about wheels, because that's the way I roll.

I had a joke about boxing, but it was below the belt.


I had a joke about wheels, but they fell off...



I also have a joke about balsa wood, but it's a little flimsy.



posted on Jul, 25 2020 @ 09:53 PM
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a reply to: pthena

Had a joke about high-school : but it was against my vice-principals...

Had a joke about fly-fishing : but nobody would bite...

Had a joke about witchcraft : but nobody knew how to craft one...



posted on Jul, 25 2020 @ 10:26 PM
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a reply to: Nothin

I have a joke about diving, but it's a little too deep.



posted on Jul, 25 2020 @ 10:50 PM
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a reply to: hopenotfeariswhatweneed

Had an off-beat joke : but the drummer couldn't get it...

Had a Hockey joke : but nobody gave a puck...

Had a football joke : but fumbled the punchline...

Had a joke about soccer : but a lady took me for a ride in her Soccer-Mom's-Gang-Bang-Caravan, and will never laugh at soccer fans again...



posted on Jul, 25 2020 @ 11:42 PM
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a reply to: Nothin

Mattel crafted mine,
but they didn't put any life in them,
I hope


Now I need a joke, just a plain old joke.
Drawing a blank.

Had a plane joke,
but it was flat.


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