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posted on Jul, 26 2020 @ 12:41 AM
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There was a joke about the Chinese virus,

You won’t get it




posted on Jul, 26 2020 @ 02:04 AM
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I have a joke about breaking the streak, but the numbers didn't add up.



posted on Jul, 26 2020 @ 04:15 AM
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I had a joke about the after life
but it was really dead.

I had a joke about leaning,
it was really off kilter.

I had the greatest joke ever.
Wait ... no. That was somebody else ...
Never mind.
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posted on Jul, 26 2020 @ 06:28 AM
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I have lots of jokes about witchcraft but cant decide on witch one



posted on Jul, 26 2020 @ 06:49 AM
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I had a joke about braking,
but I was on a roll.

I had a joke about obstacles,
but stumbled through anyway.

I had a joke about walls,
but crashed right through.

I had a joke about desperation
...
...

Is it over?

whew!

But then I had a joke about recurrence.
Oh no! Not again!

Did I have a joke about obsession?
Gotta think! Gotta think!

Wait! That joke about addiction;
That's it! I'm really going to quit this time!
edit on 26-7-2020 by pthena because: (no reason given)



posted on Jul, 26 2020 @ 07:05 AM
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I had a joke about procrastination but I put it off

I had a joke about Mars , it was out of this world

I had a joke about coffee but it was too black

I had a joke about blue moon but I was standing alone

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posted on Jul, 26 2020 @ 03:47 PM
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I have a joke about Epstein, but it's a little too mature.



posted on Jul, 26 2020 @ 10:04 PM
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a reply to: Liquesence

Had a Scooby-Doo joke : but didn't get-away with it, because of those meddling kids...

Had a joke about fishing with God : but
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posted on Jul, 26 2020 @ 10:36 PM
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I had a joke about pain, but I lost the nerve.



posted on Jul, 26 2020 @ 11:34 PM
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a reply to: zosimov

I had a joke about numbness,
but I'm just not feeling it.

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My son in law says that there are two birds in the nest.
Looks like they got together after all.

Painting is like 3 weeks away.
Maybe a silver lining that the painter has been very unreliable about showing up.



posted on Jul, 27 2020 @ 04:29 AM
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a reply to: zosimov

I had a joke about fishing, but it was the one that got away.



posted on Jul, 27 2020 @ 04:32 AM
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originally posted by: Liquesence
I have a joke about Epstein, but it's a little too mature.



I have a joke about pedophiles, but it's far too immature.
edit on 27-7-2020 by hopenotfeariswhatweneed because: (no reason given)



posted on Jul, 27 2020 @ 01:37 PM
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a reply to: hopenotfeariswhatweneed

Had a dam joke : but it wouldn't hold water...

Had a joke about you : but you probably never had sex with Margaret Thatcher...



posted on Jul, 27 2020 @ 02:03 PM
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I had a joke about mommies little cuck

But everyone’s already laughing.

Emoji.
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posted on Jul, 27 2020 @ 05:26 PM
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a reply to: Breakthestreak

I have a joke about being stalked, but I couldnt follow it through.



posted on Jul, 27 2020 @ 05:42 PM
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You mentioned me twice in this thread now

Pffft. Try getting your own life little boy.



posted on Jul, 27 2020 @ 09:12 PM
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I have a joke about vanity, but it wasn't personal.



posted on Jul, 28 2020 @ 07:14 PM
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I have a joke about chickens, but I'm too scared to tell it.



posted on Jul, 28 2020 @ 07:15 PM
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I have a joke about bathing, but it wasn't dirty enough.



posted on Jul, 28 2020 @ 07:17 PM
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I have a joke about being wasted, but I can't type out the puunncchhlli...



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