a reply to: PandaPrincess
This one usually wins in the worst joke stakes:
There is this guy lost in the desert in the old West.
He's crawling along on his hands and knees and cresting a dune, he sees one of those tiny settler towns with a bar standing out among the five or six
So he drags himself down the street and into the bar.
He raises his hand imploringly to the bartender and croaks out, "A drink, give me a drink".
The bartender looks at him and says, "We're a business. Can you pay"?
The man says, "I don't have any money. I'm dying of thirst".
The bartender says, "Well I can't just hand out drinks for free, then everyone would want one." He pauses thoughtfully and continues with a smile, "If
you can drink from that spittoon, I'll shout you".
So the man grabs up the disgusting, bubbling green bucket of slime, tips his head back and begins to gulp.
The bartender goes wide eyed and says, "Hey mister, I was just joking. Stop!"
But the man just puts up one hand and continues to gulp and gulp. By this time, he has gotten to his feet.
Al last, he takes the bucket away from his mouth, takes a massive gulp of air, wipes his mouth and casts the empty bucket aside and it bounces
hollowly on the boards.
The bartender, now turned a shade of sickly green says, "Why, why did you do that?"
The man looks at the bartender and, still out of breath, and says, "I couldn't stop. It was all in one lump".
edit on 30/12/2019 by chr0naut because: (no reason given)