posted on Dec, 30 2019 @ 04:07 PM
A cowboy comes riding into town and bursts into the Doc's office. "Doc, come quick!" he says, "Cletus just got bit square in the crotch by a rattler!"
The Doc says "I can't come now, I'm deliverin' this baby! What you gotta do is git back there and suck the venom out right quick or Cletus is gonna
die." The cowboy races back to his friend as quick as he can. Cletus sees him coming and says, "Where's Doc?"
"Doc couldn't come he was tied up."
"Well, what did he say?"
"He said you're gonna die."