Foods that get you a one way ticket to hell

originally posted by: Oleandra88
a reply to: KKLOCO

In fact flat baked dough with stuff on it comes from china.

Pasta originated in China too.

Turns out Marco Polo wasn't some blind guy in a pool after all.

a reply to: CriticalStinker

Stop making me chuckle you know the problem I have currently with things like that

a reply to: crayzeed

But the killer, people who only half cook meat so blood runs out of it when you cut into it.

Turning into a smart ass-ette here but it is not blood. I repeat, it is not blood.

originally posted by: CriticalStinker
Pasta originated in China too.

Noodles, possibly, but the Romans were eating something called 'lagana' in the 1st century. This Latin word is where we get the modern 'lasagna' from.

Lagana is baked bread dough :-P

You masons... covertly rule the world but you get that wrong??

a reply to: Oleandra88


It was a layered food in the same manner as lasagna, which is also baked, and is why lagana is the root word.

They were also eating something called 'itriyya', which were a type of semolina noodle, long before Marco Polo visited China.

originally posted by: JAGStorm
I cook my steaks well done, no pink, and drown it in a soy sauce mix. People have raved that this is the best thing they ever tasted!

You surround yourself with sycophants and liars.

That is like saying calzone is the same as pizza

originally posted by: Oleandra88

That is like saying calzone is the same as pizza

How? Semolina noodles existed in Italy before the legend of Marco Polo. There is documented evidence of such going back to the first millennia.

originally posted by: rickymouse
You opened up a can of worms, stirred up a hornet nest, I have eaten earthworms once, they were used like pasta and I helped to clean the worms. Now, I would not recommend that those with a weak stomach attempt to eat worms, even though they actually tasted pretty decent the way the woman made them.

You almost salvaged your story by announcing that a woman prepares your meals... but while a poorly made sammich is still a sammich, it lacks the joy and simply elegance of a dutifully created sammich prepped by a woman using her man's favored ingredients and special dietary considerations (such as crust removed, perfect meat to cheese ratio, worms properly sauteed prior to individual placement and araingement on the dish, etc.)

originally posted by: CriticalStinker

originally posted by: watchitburn
You people are barbarians!

Personally I'm traumatized by my thread.

It all started out as satire and a place for people to have fun today... but now....

I've seen some things, and I've heard some things. I'm broken now.
😭😭😭😂

The number of culinary degenerates on ATS is troubling to say the least.

I just don't know what to think anymore.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
No I have italian roots therefor I am right!!!!


you win.

originally posted by: crayzeed
I've even seen a steak so rare a good vet would have brought it round.

As it should be for anyone not pregnant, those too young to have a fully developed immune system, or those stricken by AIDS. Steak is best when the steer has had his ass wiped, been run through a tunnel of fire at a swift speed just enough to turn his outsides slightly brown, horns knocked off, and then thrown onto a plate. Few things are more off putting than trying to eat a steak cooked more than medium rare... at that point why not just throw an old boot onto the plate, salt and pepper it, and dig in?

a reply to: Oleandra88


I gave you the name of the food to look up (itriyya), if you disagree you can provide something that contradicts it.

originally posted by: Oleandra88
That is like saying calzone is the same as pizza

Forgive Augustus, it's been said he thinks a burrito is just a spicy stromboli.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I wrote you win because I looked it up and saw that I am wrong

I can admit being wrong when I see I am

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

It was a layered food in the same manner as lasagna, which is also baked, and is why lagana is the root word.

I believe pewdiepie did a very informative video on lasagna.

a reply to: Oleandra88


You first sentence made that reply confusing.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

The three !!! implied sarcasm.

I do have italian roots though

I also do not take myself too serious, most of the time. I can laugh about my self haha

originally posted by: CriticalStinker
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

It was a layered food in the same manner as lasagna, which is also baked, and is why lagana is the root word.

I believe pewdiepie did a very informative video on lasagna.

Send pic of bobs.