The Banter Cafe, open 24hrs

Well. Found this little place off the beaten path.

I'll have a hot coffee. Good and strong, please.

Des

originally posted by: Destinyone
Well. Found this little place off the beaten path.

I'll have a hot coffee. Good and strong, please.

Des

Oww, only me here today, i don't know anything but to make hipster coffee :/

Once the owner comes back he can do the real stuff

a reply to: Destinyone
Strong coffee coming up, welcome to the cafe!
@BoneSay There is no owner here, it's like Hotel California!
Jealous of your food on the last page, I'm running round getting ready for work lol, could do without it today but need the cash.
EDIT
Youtube decided to play this next... ...and this, youtube reads my mind lol

originally posted by: BoneSay

originally posted by: Destinyone
Well. Found this little place off the beaten path.

I'll have a hot coffee. Good and strong, please.

Des

Oww, only me here today, i don't know anything but to make hipster coffee :/

Once the owner comes back he can do the real stuff

Ahhhh...thank you for your kindness. This is real enough for now.

Sorry I rolled in so late. It's been a long trek through the mud pit. Sitting, drinking this lovely coffee hits the spot.

I haven't any coin to pay, but do have a few items for barter.

a reply to: Destinyone
This is the escape from the mudpit! Haha!
The friendly banter cafe, good to see you here, no arguments in this joint, just chat and smiles.

EDIT
Youtube just chose this as well, I swear it can read my mind lol

Youtube is a mind reader ffs! My Mexican girlfriend loved Amy Winehouse...she lives in a squathouse in Bristol now, sad.

originally posted by: CornishCeltGuy
a reply to: Destinyone
Strong coffee coming up, welcome to the cafe!
@BoneSay There is no owner here, it's like Hotel California!
Jealous of your food on the last page, I'm running round getting ready for work lol, could do without it today but need the cash.

EDIT
Youtube decided to play this next...

...and this, youtube reads my mind lol

Natalie Imbruglia?

нет! This one version the most lovely and authentic one

a reply to: BoneSay
That was gorgeous!
1997 is my favourite year as well, the year my son was born.

Beans on toast this morning....maybe some scrambled or poached eggs to go with it.

Large cup of Yorkshire Tea.

This is a beautiful day.....

originally posted by: Freeborn

Large cup of Yorkshire Tea.

Is there any other kind?

I mean, i know there is Earl Grey etc but that is really just code for "i like to wear mummy's clothes" isn't it?

a reply to: Flavian


I quite like Welsh tea. Just wondering, is Lady Grey tea code for anything?

a reply to: Flavian

The only acceptable alternative to Yorkshire Tea is Ringtons Tea.

en.wikipedia.org...

All other types and manufacturers of tea taste like gnats piss!

a reply to: oldcarpy

.... is Lady Grey tea code for anything?

Its code for the drinker is a pretentious twat and possibly even a hipster!

Why would anyone put

Oil of bergamot; Lemon peel; Orange peel

in tea?

I'll try anything once....well almost anything....but this holds absolutely no appeal to me.

I do like Earl Grey occasionally. Don't call me a hipster! "Pretentious twat", that's OK, but not that.

Anyway, if it's good enough for him, it's good enough for me:

Tea, Earl Grey, Hot.

a reply to: Freeborn
Top tunes!
Tesco's value tea for me on my lunch break lol

originally posted by: oldcarpy
a reply to: Flavian


I quite like Welsh tea. Just wondering, is Lady Grey tea code for anything?

Yes it's code for:

"Tarquin darling, my investments have matured enough to buy a charming little gite in the Dordogne". Which, in fairness, is a good thing but makes the rest of us want to tar, feather and then hang you.

Envy, what you talking about Willis?

originally posted by: Freeborn


I'll try anything once....well almost anything....but this holds absolutely no appeal to me.

Barbecued tiger paw with a light grating of hipster?*



* I was going to make a crude gag about Theresa May or Anne Widdecombe...........but obviously i am too mature for that.......

a reply to: Flavian


If only they had!

a reply to: oldcarpy

I do like Earl Grey occasionally.

To be honest....there's not much of a market for it around here.
Literally, not my cup of tea.

Don't call me a hipster!

I could never stoop so low as to disrespect you in such a manner.

"Pretentious twat", that's OK, but not that.

Only in jest good Sir, there are plenty who fit that description perfectly well enough.

Anyway, if it's good enough for him, it's good enough for me:

Yes, but as good as he is....he is French and they're hardly renowned for their taste in tea!

a reply to: Flavian

I was going to make a crude gag about Theresa May or Anne Widdecombe...........but obviously i am too mature for that.......

Good heavens no, I'd hate to think I was ever too mature for such humour....and let's face it, Theresa May and Anne Widdecombe both deserve every bit of ridicule and mockery they receive.

In fact I'd say its our duty to pour scorn and deride both them and the likes of Diane Abbott etc.

originally posted by: CornishCeltGuy
a reply to: Freeborn
Top tunes!
Tesco's value tea for me on my lunch break lol

Lunch break? Are you working again?



Wakey time.

a reply to: InTheLight


Top tune! Love Rush, except when they went a bit "modern" for a bit!