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a reply to: Freeborn


Thank you. Come to think of it, Patrick Stewart is a bit of a "Luvvie". Also, my least favourite Captain but that would be a nerdy discussion.

Mug of builder's tea for me, of any variety, 2 sugars, please. Should be safe with that.

a reply to: InTheLight
Haha yes gotta pay the bills!
Top tune
Nearly finished, pint o'clock then.

a reply to: oldcarpy
I liked Patrick Stewart as captain

originally posted by: Flavian
* I was going to make a crude gag about Theresa May or Anne Widdecombe...........but obviously i am too mature for that.......

I imagined them in an intimate moment together writhing like a bag of snakes...then I scratched my eyes out while shouting "Unclean, unclean!"

a reply to: CornishCeltGuy


Because Freeborn mentioned Diane Abbott a while ago a mental image popped into my mind after reading your post that will take years of therapy to erase.

a reply to: oldcarpy
Hahaha!
Corbyn and Abbott shagged apparently, there's an image for you!
Do you reckon they had costume play with him dressed up as Che Gevara?

a reply to: CornishCeltGuy


Jeez. You sadistic bastard. I'm going to send you my Therapists bills.

a reply to: oldcarpy
See you in the county court mate!
I bet you're googling images of Abbott & Corbyn right now, don't be in denial, embrace it lol

a reply to: CornishCeltGuy


High Court, I rather think!

I'll see your nightmares and raise you:

Revealed: JC Showed off Naked DA to Left Wing Friends

a reply to: oldcarpy
High court meh, the enforcement agents will need to call the cops because there will be a breach of the peace. None of them will get peaceful entry to my place. Few broken noses maybe, and 24 hours in custody for me.
I checked out that story pmsl, Abbott has never been a looker has she, nor Corbyn

a reply to: CornishCeltGuy


I think we have had this conversation before?

"Never been a looker"? That's putting it mildly!

a reply to: oldcarpy
Lol yes, but on the subject, if you only had one choice, Widdicombe, May, or Abbott?
I'd go with May

a reply to: CornishCeltGuy


None of them, not for all the tea in China.

I'm beginning to think that you have a bit of a thing for May. I asked my Therapist if she could help you but she just shook her head and laughed.

a reply to: CornishCeltGuy

.....if you only had one choice, Widdicombe, May, or Abbott

Vote for none of the above.

The right hand wins all the time......

I'm beginning to think carpy's right about your unnatural obsession with May.
A mate of mine has a similar affliction regarding Priti Patel.

I can't really think of any politician that does it for me.....I have heard a couple of stories about my local MP but as I'm sure you understand there's no chance at all of me repeating them on here!

a reply to: Freeborn
Haha you pair of nutters, it was a hypothetical 'you gotta pick one' question!
I don't fancy May, but I do have a thing for Priti Patel though, something about her, moodiness and power, she'll be Prime Minister one day...you read it here first on ATS lol.
...I like that businesswoman who is challenging Brexit as well, totally disagree with her but she's got a strong confident look, I like strong women, I only ever want a woman who will call me a prick when I'm being one...submissive women have never been my gig.


EDIT

I have heard a couple of stories about my local MP

Lol, my MP likes the sniff, only reason it ain't a newspaper story is because everyone else does these days...I miss the ecstatic days of the 90's when strangers shared water with each other, now it's 'me me me' like the seagulls on finding Nemo 'mine mine mine'

Quick vid, this guy is nuts, he climbs high stuff, doesn't drink or do anything, his high is being high lol, check his youtube out if you like this kind of thing...makes my palms sweaty just watching...

Anne Widdecombe. 70 odd years of sexual frustration to get out of her system!

Theresa - we have seen the maybot so her moves are sadly lacking.

Diane Abbott - More irritating than thrush. Frankly, id rather have the thrush.

So i make it the Widdecombe........time to wash in bleach.......

a reply to: Flavian
Lmao! Widdicombe! You and Corbyn don't share tastes.

a reply to: CornishCeltGuy

Old spice on, Jerusalem playing on the grammaphone with some Benjamin Britton as back up and a list of lefty snowflakes to wind up later in the evening........bow-chikka-bow wow......



Really need that shower now!

a reply to: CornishCeltGuy

By the way, as you are officially CCG now (due in large part to laziness) id just like to say that myself and my friends think you were robbed in both fights against Alvarez.

Or something.....