Damn You Canada

a reply to: CanadianMason

Ontario. Why would anybody want to live here?

Is it because it's the only Canadian province known for grandparents who brag about having sold booze to Americans during the Prohibition era?

Because we believe we live at the center of the universe?

Because it's too cold to snow in some parts of the province?

Because where else can someone claim that they can actually 'see' their breath?

Because Californians are terrorized by the thought of swimming in cold black water?

a reply to: Nyiah


That never gets old.

a reply to: CanadianMason

"Because we believe we live at the center of the universe?"

This is the sentiment among a lot of westerners lol. In vancouver, a radio station had an ad that said "honk if you hate Toronto".

a reply to: Nyiah



LOL! Sure, sure but, let me take a leap here and assume you are American?

If not, no matter. My insult still stands because you all want to be like them.

Doug: Like, America: why not put more alcohol in your beer, eh? That way you wouldn't need to have invented the twist top beer bottle. You put millions of bottle-cap-opener makers out of work! How dare you!

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Hey, who's side are you on?

a reply to: Autorico

HONK HONK!!!!

originally posted by: CanadianMason
Hey, who's side are you on?

Not your side, pal.

originally posted by: CanadianMason
a reply to: Nyiah

LOL! Sure, sure but, let me take a leap here and assume you are American?

If not, no matter. My insult still stands because you all want to be like them.

Doug: Like, America: why not put more alcohol in your beer, eh? That way you wouldn't need to have invented the twist top beer bottle. You put millions of bottle-cap-opener makers out of work! How dare you!

Lol, that (vid) was funny XD

And yep, no need to take a leap, I'm American.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: CanadianMason
Hey, who's side are you on?

Not your side, pal.

Hey now, he's not your pal, buddy.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Damn You America!

a reply to: Nyiah


And I'm not your buddy, friend.

a reply to: CanadianMason

It's ok, show me on the map where America touched you.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: Nyiah


And I'm not your buddy, friend.

I'm not your friend, pal!

Hey, wait a second. If 2 out of the 3 voices feel this way, where does it leave DB?

a reply to: Nyiah

I know AugustusMasonicus is not my pal on a political level but, we are definitely pals on another level, i.e., Lodge...until the puck drops...then the gloves come off!

originally posted by: Nyiah

I'm not your friend, pal!

Hey, wait a second. If 2 out of the 3 voices feel this way, where does it leave DB?

Same place as usual, the line at the buffet.

a reply to: Nyiah

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Nyiah

I'm not your friend, pal!

Hey, wait a second. If 2 out of the 3 voices feel this way, where does it leave DB?

Same place as usual, the line at the buffet.

You know, somebody really should tell him it's rude to crash wedding receptions like that. There's got to be a Golden Corral or Chinese buffet somewhere else.

originally posted by: Nyiah
There's got to be a Golden Corral or Chinese buffet somewhere else.

When the manager at GC sees him coming he flips the open/close sign to 'get the **** away!'.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus


They won't let me bring in my bucket any more.

a reply to: DBCowboy


That's because your bucket looked suspiciously like a wheelbarrow.

a reply to: Autorico

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