It looks like you're using an Ad Blocker.

Please white-list or disable AboveTopSecret.com in your ad-blocking tool.

Thank you.

 

Some features of ATS will be disabled while you continue to use an ad-blocker.

 

You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

page: 202
62
<< 199  200  201    203  204  205 >>

log in

join
share:

posted on Jul, 7 2017 @ 10:17 AM
link   
I'm not going to say I'm fat, but people keep bringing me Han Solo encased in carbonite.




posted on Jul, 7 2017 @ 10:21 AM
link   
I'm not saying DB is fat...but the bumper sticker on his car says: "My OTHER Car Is A Forklift!".



posted on Jul, 7 2017 @ 10:24 AM
link   
I'm not going to say DB is fat, but Yo Mama jokes no longer exist.



posted on Jul, 7 2017 @ 10:24 AM
link   
a reply to: IAMTAT

My other eating utensil is a forklift.



posted on Jul, 7 2017 @ 10:26 AM
link   
a reply to: zazzafrazz

The "Yo Mama" stands next to me to look skinny.



posted on Jul, 7 2017 @ 10:28 AM
link   

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
I'm not going to say DB is fat, but Yo Mama jokes no longer exist.


Because DB ATE Yo Mama.


...He also ate Yo Yo Ma.



posted on Jul, 7 2017 @ 10:30 AM
link   

originally posted by: IAMTAT

...He also ate Yo Yo Ma.


There's always room for cello.



posted on Jul, 7 2017 @ 10:34 AM
link   
Cello Green?



posted on Jul, 7 2017 @ 10:47 AM
link   
a reply to: zazzafrazz

I'll only eat green jello if it's deep fried and covered in gravy.



posted on Jul, 7 2017 @ 01:01 PM
link   
a reply to: DBCowboy

DB literally coming back from the buffet.



posted on Jul, 7 2017 @ 01:14 PM
link   
a reply to: zazzafrazz


edit on 7-7-2017 by DBCowboy because: (no reason given)



posted on Jul, 7 2017 @ 02:07 PM
link   

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Because DB ATE Yo Mama.


...He also ate Yo Yo Ma.


DB is starring in the new Blade Runner sequel entitled Blade Lumberer.

It's mostly about him not trying to stroke out on his way back to the fridge.




edit on 7-7-2017 by AugustusMasonicus because: networkdude has no beer



posted on Jul, 7 2017 @ 03:07 PM
link   

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
I'm not going to say DB is fat, but Yo Mama jokes no longer exist.


Because DB ATE Yo Mama.


...He also ate Yo Yo Ma.


I am glad that I am one mama that DB can't eat! I am a tough,old kitty!



posted on Jul, 7 2017 @ 04:54 PM
link   
I just wanted everyone to know that I have really enjoyed playing
with you all on this thread.I have found myself coming to ATS to
being entertained more than informed.
Mushy stuff is over now...
MAKE YOUR OWN SAMMIES!



posted on Jul, 8 2017 @ 07:52 AM
link   

originally posted by: mamabeth
I just wanted everyone to know that I have really enjoyed playing
with you all on this thread.I have found myself coming to ATS to
being entertained more than informed.


We have that effect on people, we grown on them.

Like a fungus.



posted on Jul, 8 2017 @ 06:45 PM
link   
a reply to: DBCowboy




I'll only eat green jello . . .


Never eat the green jello. It camouflages the anti freeze.



posted on Jul, 8 2017 @ 08:02 PM
link   

originally posted by: imwilliam
a reply to: DBCowboy


Never eat the green jello. It camouflages the anti freeze.



Knocking someone out and force feeding them has the same effect.



posted on Jul, 8 2017 @ 08:10 PM
link   

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: mamabeth
I just wanted everyone to know that I have really enjoyed playing
with you all on this thread.I have found myself coming to ATS to
being entertained more than informed.


We have that effect on people, we grown on them.

Like a fungus.


No, life a bacteria capable of killing.



posted on Jul, 8 2017 @ 08:50 PM
link   
a reply to: InTheLight

We're Necrotizing fasciitis!




posted on Jul, 8 2017 @ 08:59 PM
link   

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: InTheLight

We're Necrotizing fasciitis!



Really!

Really...wait...did I repeat myself?

Yes, repetition can be a bummer.



new topics

top topics



 
62
<< 199  200  201    203  204  205 >>

log in

join