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You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

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posted on Jul, 1 2017 @ 03:44 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I'm just like anyone else.

I lay my eggs in mucus webbing made from decayed corpses of hookers.

Just like everyone else does.
You want to use the fat hookers.
The skinny ones produce larvae that metamorphose into idiots.




posted on Jul, 1 2017 @ 05:50 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
I'm just like anyone else.

I lay my eggs in mucus webbing made from decayed corpses of hookers.

Just like everyone else does.


That's frickin gross, but I don't judge.



posted on Jul, 1 2017 @ 05:51 AM
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originally posted by: skunkape23
You want to use the fat hookers.
The skinny ones produce larvae that metamorphose into idiots.


Like he's not an expert at this point?



posted on Jul, 1 2017 @ 09:58 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
I think Phlegmuccinos are now a 'thing'.


It's like having an coffee and an oyster at the same time.


This is so gross and I am glad that I wasn't drinking anything at the time.
You guys are a bunch of sickos! Why do I keep coming here?



posted on Jul, 1 2017 @ 10:00 AM
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originally posted by: zazzafrazz



Is this a picture of DB?



posted on Jul, 1 2017 @ 10:18 AM
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a reply to: mamabeth

That is not me at 4:32 in the afternoon in Vegas at the Bellagio.

I was baking cookies with nuns at an orphanage in Canada.



posted on Jul, 1 2017 @ 12:06 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Didn't Canada throw you out of the country or was it Augustus they
threw out?



posted on Jul, 1 2017 @ 12:13 PM
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a reply to: mamabeth

They did a travel ban on Gus.

At my urging.



posted on Jul, 1 2017 @ 02:26 PM
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I accidentally peed on my sombrero last night.
True story.



posted on Jul, 1 2017 @ 02:35 PM
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originally posted by: skunkape23
I accidentally peed on my sombrero last night.
True story.


Those identical words are on my resume'.



posted on Jul, 1 2017 @ 02:40 PM
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originally posted by: skunkape23
I accidentally peed on my sombrero last night.
True story.


Not as unusual as you might think.



posted on Jul, 1 2017 @ 02:43 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: skunkape23
I accidentally peed on my sombrero last night.
True story.


Those identical words are on my resume'.

Your hired.



posted on Jul, 1 2017 @ 02:56 PM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
This is so gross and I am glad that I wasn't drinking anything at the time.
You guys are a bunch of sickos! Why do I keep coming here?


We fill a very large hole in your life.





edit on 1-7-2017 by AugustusMasonicus because: Armaments 2:9-21 And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats...



posted on Jul, 1 2017 @ 03:02 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: mamabeth
This is so gross and I am glad that I wasn't drinking anything at the time.
You guys are a bunch of sickos! Why do I keep coming here?


We fill a very large hole in your life.




Think of this thread Like ATS' landfill.
edit on 1-7-2017 by IAMTAT because: (no reason given)



posted on Jul, 1 2017 @ 03:15 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

'Like'?



posted on Jul, 1 2017 @ 03:22 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: mamabeth
This is so gross and I am glad that I wasn't drinking anything at the time.
You guys are a bunch of sickos! Why do I keep coming here?


We fill a very large hole in your life.




Think of this thread as ATS' landfill.

this is where we go to feed Alka-Selters to the sea gulls.



posted on Jul, 1 2017 @ 03:24 PM
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originally posted by: skunkape23

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: mamabeth
This is so gross and I am glad that I wasn't drinking anything at the time.
You guys are a bunch of sickos! Why do I keep coming here?


We fill a very large hole in your life.




Think of this thread as ATS' landfill.

this is where we go to feed Alka-Selters to the sea gulls.


An apt metaphor, indeed.



posted on Jul, 1 2017 @ 03:29 PM
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edit on 1-7-2017 by IAMTAT because: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.

edit on 1-7-2017 by IAMTAT because: (no reason given)



posted on Jul, 1 2017 @ 03:44 PM
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originally posted by: skunkape23

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: mamabeth
This is so gross and I am glad that I wasn't drinking anything at the time.
You guys are a bunch of sickos! Why do I keep coming here?


We fill a very large hole in your life.




Think of this thread as ATS' landfill.

this is where we go to feed Alka-Selters to the sea gulls.


They're more effective if taken as suppositories.



posted on Jul, 1 2017 @ 03:47 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: skunkape23

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: mamabeth
This is so gross and I am glad that I wasn't drinking anything at the time.
You guys are a bunch of sickos! Why do I keep coming here?


We fill a very large hole in your life.



Bonfire on the beach and seagulls for breakfast.
They are little fishy, but some hot sauce will make it palatable.
Keg on me.

Think of this thread as ATS' landfill.

this is where we go to feed Alka-Selters to the sea gulls.


An apt metaphor, indeed.



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