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You want to use the fat hookers.
originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
I'm just like anyone else.
I lay my eggs in mucus webbing made from decayed corpses of hookers.
Just like everyone else does.
originally posted by: skunkape23
You want to use the fat hookers.
The skinny ones produce larvae that metamorphose into idiots.
originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
originally posted by: IAMTAT
I think Phlegmuccinos are now a 'thing'.
It's like having an coffee and an oyster at the same time.
originally posted by: skunkape23
I accidentally peed on my sombrero last night.
True story.
originally posted by: skunkape23
I accidentally peed on my sombrero last night.
True story.
originally posted by: DBCowboy
originally posted by: skunkape23
I accidentally peed on my sombrero last night.
True story.
Those identical words are on my resume'.
originally posted by: mamabeth
This is so gross and I am glad that I wasn't drinking anything at the time.
You guys are a bunch of sickos! Why do I keep coming here?
originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
originally posted by: mamabeth
This is so gross and I am glad that I wasn't drinking anything at the time.
You guys are a bunch of sickos! Why do I keep coming here?
We fill a very large hole in your life.
originally posted by: IAMTAT
originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
originally posted by: mamabeth
This is so gross and I am glad that I wasn't drinking anything at the time.
You guys are a bunch of sickos! Why do I keep coming here?
We fill a very large hole in your life.
Think of this thread as ATS' landfill.
originally posted by: skunkape23
originally posted by: IAMTAT
originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
originally posted by: mamabeth
This is so gross and I am glad that I wasn't drinking anything at the time.
You guys are a bunch of sickos! Why do I keep coming here?
We fill a very large hole in your life.
Think of this thread as ATS' landfill.
this is where we go to feed Alka-Selters to the sea gulls.
originally posted by: skunkape23
originally posted by: IAMTAT
originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
originally posted by: mamabeth
This is so gross and I am glad that I wasn't drinking anything at the time.
You guys are a bunch of sickos! Why do I keep coming here?
We fill a very large hole in your life.
Think of this thread as ATS' landfill.
this is where we go to feed Alka-Selters to the sea gulls.
originally posted by: IAMTAT
originally posted by: skunkape23
originally posted by: IAMTAT
originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
originally posted by: mamabeth
This is so gross and I am glad that I wasn't drinking anything at the time.
You guys are a bunch of sickos! Why do I keep coming here?
We fill a very large hole in your life.
Bonfire on the beach and seagulls for breakfast.
They are little fishy, but some hot sauce will make it palatable.
Keg on me.
Think of this thread as ATS' landfill.
this is where we go to feed Alka-Selters to the sea gulls.
An apt metaphor, indeed.