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You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

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posted on Jul, 3 2017 @ 02:23 PM
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a reply to: mamabeth

Salivating.




posted on Jul, 4 2017 @ 04:28 AM
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I burped and farted at the same time.
Then I dropped my beer at the same time I was walking out to pee.
I tripped and landed head down in a trash can.
Was awoken by a dog licking my face.
True story.
Gotta be at work in about 5 hours.



posted on Jul, 4 2017 @ 11:12 AM
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originally posted by: mamabeth

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: mamabeth
I am a working girl...


Bunny Ranch?


I work on
a meat slicer which is right up your hobby line! I am so excited,
we just got new blades on our slicers,nice and sharp!


Bizerba H I 90?...or the H I 150?

Personally, nothin' severs tendon, gristle and muscle like my faithful old 150.

That lil gem slices through ligaments like butter.



posted on Jul, 4 2017 @ 03:53 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

To quote the great Bricktop, 'They'll go through bone like butta'.



posted on Jul, 4 2017 @ 04:17 PM
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a reply to: knowledgehunter0986



Here's to 200 more ya idiots


That's a toast I can raise a glass to.




posted on Jul, 7 2017 @ 07:31 AM
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originally posted by: imwilliam
That's a toast I can raise a glass to.



DB can't raise a toast to that, mostly due to gravity.

It hates him.



posted on Jul, 7 2017 @ 09:19 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

They made a movie about the DB effect phenomena.



posted on Jul, 7 2017 @ 09:25 AM
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originally posted by: zazzafrazz
They made a movie about the DB effect phenomena.


Was it Star Trek IV where they slingshot around him and use his gravity to go back in time?



posted on Jul, 7 2017 @ 09:27 AM
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I'm not going to say I'm fat, but when small animals get close to me. . . . they tend to go into orbit.



posted on Jul, 7 2017 @ 09:28 AM
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I'm not going to say I'm fat, but when I take a bath, I leave stretch marks in the tub.



posted on Jul, 7 2017 @ 09:30 AM
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originally posted by: zazzafrazz
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

They made a movie about the DB effect phenomena.


Was that 'Gravyty'?



posted on Jul, 7 2017 @ 09:43 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

I burned a lot of calories this morning.

...I set a fat kid on fire.



posted on Jul, 7 2017 @ 09:44 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
Was that 'Gravyty'?


No, Interstellard.



posted on Jul, 7 2017 @ 09:45 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

I'm not going to say I'm fat, but when I take a bath, I leave stretch marks in the tub.


I like that it only takes one glass of water to fill up the tub when you're in it.



posted on Jul, 7 2017 @ 09:47 AM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

I don't burn calories.

I slow roast them and cover them with cheese.



posted on Jul, 7 2017 @ 09:51 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

How many captured satellites do you have DB?



posted on Jul, 7 2017 @ 09:57 AM
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a reply to: zazzafrazz

Not many, they get caught in my beard and I usually end up eating them.

But I have been getting nasty calls from Jupiter, it's jealous.



posted on Jul, 7 2017 @ 10:07 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

And to think this all started way back when you started LARPIng hungry hungry hippo.



posted on Jul, 7 2017 @ 10:12 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Was that 'Gravyty'?


No, Interstellard.


Got it.
I was thinking 'Armaglutton'.



posted on Jul, 7 2017 @ 10:15 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
Got it.
I was thinking 'Armaglutton'.


It could have easily been 2,001lbs: A Space Odyssey.



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