You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

a reply to: mamabeth

Salivating.

I burped and farted at the same time.
Then I dropped my beer at the same time I was walking out to pee.
I tripped and landed head down in a trash can.
Was awoken by a dog licking my face.
True story.
Gotta be at work in about 5 hours.

originally posted by: mamabeth

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: mamabeth
I am a working girl...

Bunny Ranch?

I work on
a meat slicer which is right up your hobby line! I am so excited,
we just got new blades on our slicers,nice and sharp!

Bizerba H I 90?...or the H I 150?

Personally, nothin' severs tendon, gristle and muscle like my faithful old 150.

That lil gem slices through ligaments like butter.

a reply to: IAMTAT

To quote the great Bricktop, 'They'll go through bone like butta'.

a reply to: knowledgehunter0986

Here's to 200 more ya idiots

That's a toast I can raise a glass to.

originally posted by: imwilliam
That's a toast I can raise a glass to.

DB can't raise a toast to that, mostly due to gravity.

It hates him.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

They made a movie about the DB effect phenomena.

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
They made a movie about the DB effect phenomena.

Was it Star Trek IV where they slingshot around him and use his gravity to go back in time?

I'm not going to say I'm fat, but when small animals get close to me. . . . they tend to go into orbit.

I'm not going to say I'm fat, but when I take a bath, I leave stretch marks in the tub.

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

They made a movie about the DB effect phenomena.

Was that 'Gravyty'?

a reply to: DBCowboy

I burned a lot of calories this morning.

...I set a fat kid on fire.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Was that 'Gravyty'?

No, Interstellard.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

I'm not going to say I'm fat, but when I take a bath, I leave stretch marks in the tub.

I like that it only takes one glass of water to fill up the tub when you're in it.

a reply to: IAMTAT

I don't burn calories.

I slow roast them and cover them with cheese.

a reply to: DBCowboy

How many captured satellites do you have DB?

a reply to: zazzafrazz

Not many, they get caught in my beard and I usually end up eating them.

But I have been getting nasty calls from Jupiter, it's jealous.

a reply to: DBCowboy

And to think this all started way back when you started LARPIng hungry hungry hippo.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Was that 'Gravyty'?

No, Interstellard.

Got it.
I was thinking 'Armaglutton'.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Got it.
I was thinking 'Armaglutton'.

It could have easily been 2,001lbs: A Space Odyssey.