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You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

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posted on Jul, 1 2017 @ 04:32 PM
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CONGRATULATIONS AUGUSTUS!
200 PAGES!




posted on Jul, 1 2017 @ 05:38 PM
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The procrastinator's support group meeting has been postponed until tomorrow.



posted on Jul, 1 2017 @ 08:03 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I have a confession to make to you guys...I keep coming back
to this thread because it is entertaining,crude,funny and I
get all of these stars as well.
I have to admit that I am a star ho and I need help! What can
I do?



posted on Jul, 1 2017 @ 08:06 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
CONGRATULATIONS AUGUSTUS!
200 PAGES!



He didn't do it alone we wimmin helped! Now I have to
make those sammies for you guys.



posted on Jul, 1 2017 @ 08:12 PM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I have a confession to make to you guys...I keep coming back
to this thread because it is entertaining,crude,funny and I
get all of these stars as well.
I have to admit that I am a star ho and I need help! What can
I do?


And you will KEEP coming back for stars...



...OH...and don't forget our sammiches.



...and a few brewskis would be nice too.



posted on Jul, 1 2017 @ 08:23 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

Here are your sammies...en.wikipedia.org...#/media/File
agwood_sandwich.jpg

It didn't really work right.I sent you guys a picture of the Dagwood sandwich.
edit on 1-7-2017 by mamabeth because: (no reason given)



posted on Jul, 1 2017 @ 08:28 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

I forgot the beer! See what happens when you have senior moments.
You guys will have to settle for these...



posted on Jul, 1 2017 @ 09:22 PM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus


I have to admit that I am a star ho and I need help! What can
I do?
First step is get a Star Ho costume.
That is my advice as your attorney.
edit on 1-7-2017 by skunkape23 because: (no reason given)



posted on Jul, 2 2017 @ 08:17 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
CONGRATULATIONS AUGUSTUS!
200 PAGES!



This thread makes the entire membership stupider by osmosis.



posted on Jul, 2 2017 @ 08:18 AM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
I have a confession to make to you guys...I keep coming back
to this thread because it is entertaining,crude,funny and I
get all of these stars as well.
I have to admit that I am a star ho and I need help! What can
I do?


DB's current stage name is Star Ho.

Please remember to tip your dancer in the champagne room.



posted on Jul, 2 2017 @ 11:03 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

The only tip he will ever get from me is this...
never trust a smiling cat!



posted on Jul, 2 2017 @ 04:07 PM
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a reply to: skunkape23

May I assume you are pro bono? I am a working girl with
a family to feed and long hours to work.



posted on Jul, 2 2017 @ 04:10 PM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: skunkape23

May I assume you are pro bono? I am a working girl with
a family to feed and long hours to work.


He's not pro bono.

I think he's more, "pro Cher".



posted on Jul, 2 2017 @ 08:55 PM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
I am a working girl...


Bunny Ranch?



posted on Jul, 2 2017 @ 09:43 PM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: skunkape23

May I assume you are pro bono? I am a working girl with
a family to feed and long hours to work.
Screw Bono. He is a whiney bitch.
I am pro bonobo.
edit on 2-7-2017 by skunkape23 because: (no reason given)



posted on Jul, 2 2017 @ 10:46 PM
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originally posted by: skunkape23

originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: skunkape23

May I assume you are pro bono? I am a working girl with
a family to feed and long hours to work.
Screw Bono. He is a whiney bitch.
I am pro bonobo.


Isn't Bonobo pro bozo?



posted on Jul, 2 2017 @ 11:03 PM
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originally posted by: Nothin

originally posted by: skunkape23

originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: skunkape23

May I assume you are pro bono? I am a working girl with
a family to feed and long hours to work.
Screw Bono. He is a whiney bitch.
I am pro bonobo.


Isn't Bonobo pro bozo?
Abslowlootly. I made a new word.



posted on Jul, 2 2017 @ 11:22 PM
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Trolling your way to 200 pages is quite the feat.



Here's to 200 more ya idiots



posted on Jul, 3 2017 @ 01:20 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: mamabeth
I am a working girl...


Bunny Ranch?



You are so cute guessing that Mama works at a bunny ranch.
I don't work at a cat house either.Remember this,I work on
a meat slicer which is right up your hobby line! I am so excited,
we just got new blades on our slicers,nice and sharp!




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