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You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

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posted on Jul, 8 2017 @ 10:13 PM
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a reply to: Autorico



Knocking someone out and force feeding them has the same effect.


Yes but my ex-wife wasn't big or strong enough to do that. However, she was clever enough to sneak a bit of it into my favorite desert, or my formerly favorite desert, lime jello.




posted on Jul, 8 2017 @ 10:41 PM
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originally posted by: imwilliam
a reply to: Autorico



Knocking someone out and force feeding them has the same effect.


Yes but my ex-wife wasn't big or strong enough to do that. However, she was clever enough to sneak a bit of it into my favorite desert, or my formerly favorite desert, lime jello.



Love works in mysterious ways.



posted on Jul, 8 2017 @ 10:51 PM
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I can't find my keys or my combat knife.
Life is hard sometimes.



posted on Jul, 9 2017 @ 08:03 AM
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originally posted by: InTheLight
No, life a bacteria capable of killing.


We don't kill. We just whisper encouraging words in your ear until you do it for us.



posted on Jul, 9 2017 @ 08:16 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

More like discouraging words and false promises.



posted on Jul, 10 2017 @ 04:59 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Hypnosis? MK Ultra Masonic mind control? Making Manchurian candidates?



posted on Jul, 10 2017 @ 06:09 AM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
More like discouraging words and false promises.


I've learned that whatever it takes to get the job done you do it.



posted on Jul, 10 2017 @ 06:09 AM
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originally posted by: Skid Mark
Hypnosis? MK Ultra Masonic mind control? Making Manchurian candidates?


All that and more.



posted on Jul, 10 2017 @ 09:13 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Yeah,just like the promises a man will make to get what he
wants from a woman!



posted on Jul, 10 2017 @ 09:17 AM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Yeah,just like the promises a man will make to get what he
wants from a woman!




Less sass...More sammiches.

Fire up that meat slicer!



posted on Jul, 10 2017 @ 09:22 AM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

Ahem...who died and made you boss?



posted on Jul, 10 2017 @ 09:26 AM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: IAMTAT

Ahem...who died and made you boss?


There's no 'proof' anyone died.


You're not the only one with a meat slicer.



posted on Jul, 10 2017 @ 09:32 AM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

I have access to 4 slicers how many do you have?



posted on Jul, 10 2017 @ 09:33 AM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
Yeah,just like the promises a man will make to get what he
wants from a woman!


If you saps wouldn't keep falling for it we wouldn't be doing it.



posted on Jul, 10 2017 @ 09:34 AM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
I have access to 4 slicers how many do you have?


I like to think I'm one of his many 'slicers'.



posted on Jul, 10 2017 @ 09:38 AM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: IAMTAT

I have access to 4 slicers how many do you have?


I outsource all my slicing, grinding, shredding, folding, spindling and mutilating, etc.
Interested in a job?



posted on Jul, 10 2017 @ 09:39 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I am a woman and can't help myself it's not my fault!



posted on Jul, 10 2017 @ 09:40 AM
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When the sammiches aren't made. . . . .




posted on Jul, 10 2017 @ 09:41 AM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

Yeah right,I am really going to fall for that one! I know
which end of the slicer I would be on if it's your slicer.



posted on Jul, 10 2017 @ 09:41 AM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
I am a woman and can't help myself it's not my fault!


It's okay. The three of us long ago realized the inferiority of female genetics.




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