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posted on Jun, 26 2017 @ 09:00 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I once lost a quarter panel of a '57 Dodge in my belly button.




posted on Jun, 26 2017 @ 09:03 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
I once lost a quarter panel of a '57 Dodge in my belly button.


Stop exaggerating!!!! It was the whole front end.



posted on Jun, 26 2017 @ 09:04 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I once lost a quarter panel of a '57 Dodge in my belly button.


Stop exaggerating!!!! It was the whole front end.


The hood ornament tickled.



posted on Jun, 26 2017 @ 09:08 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
The hood ornament tickled.


Be thankful it wasn't a Rolls and the witch-woman thing they stick on the top.



posted on Jun, 26 2017 @ 09:11 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I once lost a quarter panel of a '57 Dodge in my belly button.


Were you trying to give yourself a Tummy Truck?



posted on Jun, 26 2017 @ 09:19 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I once lost a quarter panel of a '57 Dodge in my belly button.


Were you trying to give yourself a Tummy Truck?


I passed out at a demolition derby.



posted on Jun, 26 2017 @ 09:28 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
I passed out at on a demolition derby.


And it was in fact demolished.




edit on 26-6-2017 by AugustusMasonicus because: networkdude has no beer



posted on Jun, 26 2017 @ 09:40 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I passed out at on a demolition derby.


And it was in fact demolished.





It was actually a bikini waxing that went horribly, horribly wrong.
edit on 26-6-2017 by DBCowboy because: (no reason given)



posted on Jun, 26 2017 @ 09:46 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I once lost a quarter panel of a '57 Dodge in my belly button.


Were you trying to give yourself a Tummy Truck?


I passed out at a demolition derby.


I passed out at a Medieval Times and woke up with a Lance up my...never mind.

I'm still not ready to talk about it...plus, I'm not sure his name was really Lance.



posted on Jun, 26 2017 @ 09:46 PM
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I landed an '84 Ford Van 15 foot in the top of a tree.
Neighbor said it spiraled like a football.



posted on Jun, 26 2017 @ 10:11 PM
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I often shout angrily at butterfly's.

So it's almost the same thing.



posted on Jun, 27 2017 @ 06:27 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
It was actually a bikini waxing that went horribly, horribly wrong.


It be like waxing a woolly mammoth.



posted on Jun, 27 2017 @ 11:25 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I don't even know why you bring up Vegas. I have an alibi.


It's true, I'm his alibi and neither one of us was in a cabana sipping Cosmos at the Aria pool. It just looked like a trainer and his tamed bear.



Are you sure it wasn't a tamed orangutan?



posted on Jun, 27 2017 @ 11:29 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Who ever is slower.



The wimmen who posted in this thread are pretty slow.


Oh, wait, you meant running speed.


Slow are we? Just see how slow we can be when you ask for those sammies!



posted on Jun, 27 2017 @ 11:31 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Who ever is slower.



The wimmen who posted in this thread are pretty slow.


Oh, wait, you meant running speed.




The wimmin who post on this thread all fly on broomsticks.


Not me! I do know how to use a broom and would gladly show you what I can
do with one!



posted on Jun, 27 2017 @ 11:33 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
The wimmin who post on this thread all fly on broomsticks.


Valid point. But they cannot resist puppies...





Wouldn't work on me I am a kitty type person!



posted on Jun, 27 2017 @ 11:34 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

I got this one painted just for Zazz.






Ahhh,shoes are any Italian leather spiked?



posted on Jun, 27 2017 @ 11:50 AM
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a reply to: mamabeth

Run.



posted on Jun, 27 2017 @ 11:50 AM
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It's.



posted on Jun, 27 2017 @ 11:50 AM
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A.



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