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You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

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posted on Jun, 28 2017 @ 11:01 AM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
Go to the store and buy some or you will have to settle for peanut butter and jelly!


If it were only so simple to get my favorite protein at the supermarket.




posted on Jun, 28 2017 @ 02:36 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

What kind of protein do you really need to satisfy the beast in you?



posted on Jun, 28 2017 @ 02:47 PM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
What kind of protein do you really need to satisfy the beast in you?


Long pork.



posted on Jun, 28 2017 @ 03:27 PM
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Long pork.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
How are you doing, Al?

edit on 28-6-2017 by Skid Mark because: (no reason given)



posted on Jun, 28 2017 @ 03:45 PM
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a reply to: Skid Mark

Famished.


(post by IAMTAT removed for a serious terms and conditions violation)

posted on Jun, 28 2017 @ 04:07 PM
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You boys need some serious mentoring regarding womerns, here you go -



Glad to help.



posted on Jun, 28 2017 @ 04:10 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
...I still supervise them both very closely when they've got the garden shears out.

Especially after the margaritas.





posted on Jun, 28 2017 @ 05:08 PM
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a reply to: underpass61

In my new book, "How To Twerk With Ferrets", I discuss how it is important to be sensitive to wimmins needs.

For instance, did you know that they do need air and water and food to survive?





Me neither!



posted on Jun, 28 2017 @ 07:33 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

For instance, did you know that they do need air and water and food to survive?


Exactly. And men, because who would make them pregnant and take their shoes away?



posted on Jun, 28 2017 @ 10:06 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

When a Mod sends you a private note. . .





posted on Jun, 29 2017 @ 10:40 AM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

Did it say 'I luv you' with a bunch of X's and O's?



posted on Jun, 29 2017 @ 02:58 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

Did it say 'I luv you' with a bunch of X's and O's?



Something like that.

Where the hell are they finding all of these hundreds of points they keep deducting from me?



posted on Jun, 29 2017 @ 03:04 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
Something like that.

Where the hell are they finding all of these hundreds of points they keep deducting from me?


You must be like the Fed and are quantitative easing them into existence.



posted on Jun, 29 2017 @ 06:20 PM
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Mods just don't take my points.

They ruined my credit rating and make the girl at the Starbucks spit into my coffee.



posted on Jun, 29 2017 @ 07:17 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
...and make the girl at the Starbucks spit into my coffee.


Did you ask for extra foam or was she just being generous?



posted on Jun, 29 2017 @ 07:28 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
...and make the girl at the Starbucks spit into my coffee.


Did you ask for extra foam or was she just being generous?


I always ask for a;

non-fat, double-soy, greek yogurt, decaffeinated, non-GMO, non-dairy, vegan, [snip]-ccino.

And I have them make it a Vente.
edit on 29-6-2017 by elevatedone because: (no reason given)



posted on Jun, 29 2017 @ 07:29 PM
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I think Phlegmuccinos are now a 'thing'.



posted on Jun, 29 2017 @ 07:35 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
I always ask for a;

non-fat, double-soy, greek yogurt, decaffeinated, non-GMO, non-dairy, vegan, [snip]-ccino.


Hah! You left out 'organic' you friggin loser. You cant have a good coffee unless it's organic.

Or that one that the cats crap out.
edit on 29-6-2017 by elevatedone because: (no reason given)



posted on Jun, 29 2017 @ 07:36 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
I think Phlegmuccinos are now a 'thing'.


It's like having an coffee and an oyster at the same time.



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