You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

originally posted by: mamabeth
Go to the store and buy some or you will have to settle for peanut butter and jelly!

If it were only so simple to get my favorite protein at the supermarket.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

What kind of protein do you really need to satisfy the beast in you?

originally posted by: mamabeth
What kind of protein do you really need to satisfy the beast in you?

Long pork.

Long pork.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
How are you doing, Al?

a reply to: Skid Mark

Famished.

You boys need some serious mentoring regarding womerns, here you go -



Glad to help.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
...I still supervise them both very closely when they've got the garden shears out.

Especially after the margaritas.

a reply to: underpass61

In my new book, "How To Twerk With Ferrets", I discuss how it is important to be sensitive to wimmins needs.

For instance, did you know that they do need air and water and food to survive?





Me neither!

originally posted by: DBCowboy

For instance, did you know that they do need air and water and food to survive?

Exactly. And men, because who would make them pregnant and take their shoes away?

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

When a Mod sends you a private note. . .

a reply to: IAMTAT

Did it say 'I luv you' with a bunch of X's and O's?

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

Did it say 'I luv you' with a bunch of X's and O's?

Something like that.

Where the hell are they finding all of these hundreds of points they keep deducting from me?

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Something like that.

Where the hell are they finding all of these hundreds of points they keep deducting from me?

You must be like the Fed and are quantitative easing them into existence.

Mods just don't take my points.

They ruined my credit rating and make the girl at the Starbucks spit into my coffee.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
...and make the girl at the Starbucks spit into my coffee.

Did you ask for extra foam or was she just being generous?

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
...and make the girl at the Starbucks spit into my coffee.

Did you ask for extra foam or was she just being generous?

I always ask for a;

non-fat, double-soy, greek yogurt, decaffeinated, non-GMO, non-dairy, vegan, [snip]-ccino.

And I have them make it a Vente.

I think Phlegmuccinos are now a 'thing'.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I always ask for a;

non-fat, double-soy, greek yogurt, decaffeinated, non-GMO, non-dairy, vegan, [snip]-ccino.

Hah! You left out 'organic' you friggin loser. You cant have a good coffee unless it's organic.

Or that one that the cats crap out.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
I think Phlegmuccinos are now a 'thing'.

It's like having an coffee and an oyster at the same time.