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You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

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posted on Jun, 26 2017 @ 10:34 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

And the water certainly didn't turn blue when I was in the pool.



...nor did the water turn red, because that uppity poolside waitress forgot to put one of those little umbrellas in the Mai Tai you didn't order, because you were never there.




posted on Jun, 26 2017 @ 10:36 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
...nor did the water turn red, because that uppity poolside waitress forgot to put one of those little umbrellas in the Mai Tai you didn't order, because you were never there.


Damn skippy. She wouldn't have ended up getting buried in the dessert by a guy who looked like me but wasn't. Garnishes are important!!!!!



posted on Jun, 26 2017 @ 10:56 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
...nor did the water turn red, because that uppity poolside waitress forgot to put one of those little umbrellas in the Mai Tai you didn't order, because you were never there.


Damn skippy. She wouldn't have ended up getting buried in the dessert by a guy who looked like me but wasn't. Garnishes are important!!!!!


If any of us were actually there, we'd probably be grateful that dessert cart was so close by.



posted on Jun, 26 2017 @ 10:57 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
If any of us were actually there, we'd probably be grateful that dessert cart was so close by.


There would never been any proof even if we were, which we weren't, since DB ate the security footage.



posted on Jun, 26 2017 @ 07:07 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Which I didn't do, but still didn't have indigestion.



posted on Jun, 26 2017 @ 07:09 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Your ability to ingest foreign objects without physical discomfort or trauma is spectacular.



posted on Jun, 26 2017 @ 07:12 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

Your ability to ingest foreign objects without physical discomfort or trauma is spectacular.



I like foreign foods and foreigners, what can I say?



posted on Jun, 26 2017 @ 07:14 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
I like foreign foods and foreigners, what can I say?


I'm a bit hungry, you in the mood for Mexicans or Japanese?



posted on Jun, 26 2017 @ 07:17 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I like foreign foods and foreigners, what can I say?


I'm a bit hungry, you in the mood for Mexicans or Japanese?


Who ever is slower.




posted on Jun, 26 2017 @ 07:18 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Who ever is slower.



The wimmen who posted in this thread are pretty slow.


Oh, wait, you meant running speed.



posted on Jun, 26 2017 @ 07:20 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I like foreign foods and foreigners, what can I say?


I'm a bit hungry, you in the mood for Mexicans or Japanese?




posted on Jun, 26 2017 @ 07:22 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

Gracias Mr. Roboto.



posted on Jun, 26 2017 @ 07:22 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Who ever is slower.



The wimmen who posted in this thread are pretty slow.


Oh, wait, you meant running speed.


If we make wimmin sammiches, then men will be making sammiches!




posted on Jun, 26 2017 @ 07:23 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
If we make wimmin sammiches, then men will be making sammiches!



We can always abduct more wimmen.

TAT! Fire up ol' White-N-Windowless.



posted on Jun, 26 2017 @ 07:26 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Who ever is slower.



The wimmen who posted in this thread are pretty slow.


Oh, wait, you meant running speed.


The wimmin who post on this thread all fly on broomsticks.



posted on Jun, 26 2017 @ 07:28 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I'll get the potpourri lures ready.



posted on Jun, 26 2017 @ 07:28 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
The wimmin who post on this thread all fly on broomsticks.


Valid point. But they cannot resist puppies...




posted on Jun, 26 2017 @ 07:28 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
If we make wimmin sammiches, then men will be making sammiches!



We can always abduct more wimmen.

TAT! Fire up ol' White-N-Windowless.


You got it boss.



posted on Jun, 26 2017 @ 07:30 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

I got this one painted just for Zazz.




posted on Jun, 26 2017 @ 07:33 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
I'll get the potpourri lures ready.


Make sure you use the barbed hooks.



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