You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

...so the squirrel sez: "I'm OK with the him moving my nuts...but HOW that banana got shoved up there, I'll never know!"

LOLOL...I knew you'd like that one Uncle Shirley...but I better go.
They're coming to take me for my pudding bath (Monday is Butterscotch Day!)

Give my love to Auntie Roger...and tell Grandma to send more money...or her other parakeet will have to lose it's beak.

Love Always,
Mohammad

a reply to: IAMTAT

I wish I could give this thread the attention it needs right now but I am dealing with a serious problem right now.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Gnomeo, Gnomeo, wherefore art thou?

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

*scratches belly*

"Whut?"

a reply to: DBCowboy

See if you can get the ladies to rustle us up some sammies.

*Presses the Estrogen Alert Whistle to gather the wimminfolk*

If that doesn't work, I'll start a book club reading of "50 Shades of Sammiches"

Oh look, the 3 idiots are back on.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

*scratches belly*

"Whut?"

Did someone find the pig masks?

a reply to: knowledgehunter0986

Well, I was out in the yard today doing some man stuff and I found this weird thing and I wanted to see if anyone knows what the hell it is. I put a quarter to its right to give you an idea about its size:



Any ideas?

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Did someone find the pig masks?

Not unless they dug up the bocce court next to the social club.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: knowledgehunter0986

Well, I was out in the yard today doing some man stuff and I found this weird thing and I wanted to see if anyone knows what the hell it is. I put a quarter to its right to give you an idea about its size:

Any ideas?

As an expert in metallurgy and pronouns, I'd have to say that it is definitely gold. Probably worth about 4 million.

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

*scratches belly*

"Whut?"

Did someone find the pig masks?

I only know of the ones that we don't ever have and have never used since we've never been to Vegas.

I don't even know why you bring up Vegas. I have an alibi.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
As an expert in metallurgy and pronouns, I'd have to say that it is definitely gold. Probably worth about 4 million.

I wouldn't take a penny over $3,000,000 if you were interested.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: knowledgehunter0986

Well, I was out in the yard today doing some man stuff and I found this weird thing and I wanted to see if anyone knows what the hell it is. I put a quarter to its right to give you an idea about its size:

Any ideas?

I'm guessing it's Sumerian, most likely from the late Uruk period...or possibly Canadian.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I don't even know why you bring up Vegas. I have an alibi.

It's true, I'm his alibi and neither one of us was in a cabana sipping Cosmos at the Aria pool. It just looked like a trainer and his tamed bear.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
I'm guessing it's Sumerian, most likely from the late Uruk period...or possibly Canadian.

Well, if it's Canadian it's pretty much worthless, just like their funny bacon.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I don't even know why you bring up Vegas. I have an alibi.

It's true, I'm his alibi and neither one of us was in a cabana sipping Cosmos at the Aria pool. It just looked like a trainer and his tamed bear.

It's good you tell me this, because I was never dog paddling in the pool with an inflatable Ellen Degeneres sex doll, 30 feet away.

a reply to: IAMTAT

And the water certainly didn't turn blue when I was in the pool.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I don't even know why you bring up Vegas. I have an alibi.

It's true, I'm his alibi and neither one of us was in a cabana sipping Cosmos at the Aria pool. It just looked like a trainer and his tamed bear.

The fact that I was chained helped.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
The fact that I was chained helped.

And even if you were there, which you weren't, how would anyone know it was you with that gimp mask?