You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

The ladies up there would even be impressed by that.

Now you know why all the ladies love them some 'TAT'.

I could show off some of my cool dance moves. . . .

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Now you know why all the ladies love them some 'TAT'.

It's so obvious to me now.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Now you know why all the ladies love them some 'TAT'.

It's so obvious to me now.

'Tit For Tat' is so much more than a sixteenth century English colloquialism.

a reply to: IAMTAT

Perhaps you should do a professorship there, it would help for the ladies to learn what a real man is like prior to leaving the campus.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

Perhaps you should do a professorship there, it would help for the ladies to learn what a real man is like prior to leaving the campus.

As soon the contract for my professorship with the 'Bronx School for Female Ukrainian Pole Dancers and Lingerie Models' (BSFUPDLM) expires...I just may look into that. Thx.

a reply to: IAMTAT

Finally, a school that has useful and practical degrees.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

Finally, a school that has useful and practical degrees.

If I can make a difference in even one voluptuous and wayward Ukrainian stripper's life, I will consider myself to have had a life well lived.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
If I can make a difference in even one voluptuous and wayward Ukrainian stripper's life, I will consider myself to have had a life well lived.

I've made a difference in many of their lives. They are all now well aware that, yes, this napkin does in fact 'smell like chloroform'.

a reply to: IAMTAT

Speaking as a voluptuous and wayward Ukrainian stripper, I just vant to zay, "Tink You!"

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

Speaking as a voluptuous and wayward Ukrainian stripper, I just vant to zay, "Tink You!"

You know you were always my favorite, Svetlana.

a reply to: IAMTAT

You were always mine, Mr. Wang!

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
If I can make a difference in even one voluptuous and wayward Ukrainian stripper's life, I will consider myself to have had a life well lived.

I've made a difference in many of their lives. They are all now well aware that, yes, this napkin does in fact 'smell like chloroform'.

Your unconventional teaching methods have always been revolutionary...and inspiring.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

You were always mine, Mr. Wang!

That's PROFESSOR Wang!

Now go get the paddle and see me in my office!

...also...Make me a sammich!

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Your unconventional teaching methods have always been revolutionary...and inspiring.

My doctoral thesis was on the most efficient way to bind and secure a hostage.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

My thesis was to see if everybody actually wang-chunged tonight.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
My thesis was to see if everybody actually wang-chunged tonight.

I was under the impression everyone did that. Those were the instructions.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Early reports illustrated that across the nation there were isolated pockets where not everybody was having fun that night.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Probably because they were still driving a million miles to be with you that night.