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You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

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posted on May, 22 2017 @ 01:11 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

The ladies up there would even be impressed by that.



Now you know why all the ladies love them some 'TAT'.




posted on May, 22 2017 @ 01:13 PM
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I could show off some of my cool dance moves. . . .




posted on May, 22 2017 @ 01:34 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
Now you know why all the ladies love them some 'TAT'.


It's so obvious to me now.



posted on May, 22 2017 @ 02:29 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Now you know why all the ladies love them some 'TAT'.


It's so obvious to me now.


'Tit For Tat' is so much more than a sixteenth century English colloquialism.



posted on May, 22 2017 @ 03:17 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

Perhaps you should do a professorship there, it would help for the ladies to learn what a real man is like prior to leaving the campus.



posted on May, 22 2017 @ 03:31 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

Perhaps you should do a professorship there, it would help for the ladies to learn what a real man is like prior to leaving the campus.



As soon the contract for my professorship with the 'Bronx School for Female Ukrainian Pole Dancers and Lingerie Models' (BSFUPDLM) expires...I just may look into that. Thx.
edit on 22-5-2017 by IAMTAT because: (no reason given)



posted on May, 22 2017 @ 03:33 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

Finally, a school that has useful and practical degrees.



posted on May, 22 2017 @ 04:50 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

Finally, a school that has useful and practical degrees.



If I can make a difference in even one voluptuous and wayward Ukrainian stripper's life, I will consider myself to have had a life well lived.



posted on May, 22 2017 @ 04:54 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
If I can make a difference in even one voluptuous and wayward Ukrainian stripper's life, I will consider myself to have had a life well lived.


I've made a difference in many of their lives. They are all now well aware that, yes, this napkin does in fact 'smell like chloroform'.



posted on May, 22 2017 @ 04:55 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

Speaking as a voluptuous and wayward Ukrainian stripper, I just vant to zay, "Tink You!"



posted on May, 22 2017 @ 04:58 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

Speaking as a voluptuous and wayward Ukrainian stripper, I just vant to zay, "Tink You!"



You know you were always my favorite, Svetlana.



posted on May, 22 2017 @ 04:59 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

You were always mine, Mr. Wang!



posted on May, 22 2017 @ 05:00 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
If I can make a difference in even one voluptuous and wayward Ukrainian stripper's life, I will consider myself to have had a life well lived.


I've made a difference in many of their lives. They are all now well aware that, yes, this napkin does in fact 'smell like chloroform'.


Your unconventional teaching methods have always been revolutionary...and inspiring.



posted on May, 22 2017 @ 05:12 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

You were always mine, Mr. Wang!



That's PROFESSOR Wang!

Now go get the paddle and see me in my office!

...also...Make me a sammich!



posted on May, 22 2017 @ 05:26 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
Your unconventional teaching methods have always been revolutionary...and inspiring.


My doctoral thesis was on the most efficient way to bind and secure a hostage.



posted on May, 22 2017 @ 05:30 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

My thesis was to see if everybody actually wang-chunged tonight.



posted on May, 22 2017 @ 05:56 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
My thesis was to see if everybody actually wang-chunged tonight.


I was under the impression everyone did that. Those were the instructions.



posted on May, 22 2017 @ 05:58 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Early reports illustrated that across the nation there were isolated pockets where not everybody was having fun that night.



posted on May, 22 2017 @ 05:59 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Probably because they were still driving a million miles to be with you that night.



posted on May, 22 2017 @ 06:06 PM
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