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You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

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posted on May, 22 2017 @ 06:09 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

It could be worse, DB could have forgotten to wake you up before he go-goes and left you hanging around like a yo-yo.

Insensitive bastard is always doing stuff like that.




posted on May, 22 2017 @ 06:26 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

It ties in with my investigation to who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp and who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong, as well as who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop, and finally who put the dip in the dip da dip da dip.



posted on May, 22 2017 @ 06:33 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Well, I certainly hope you could get to the bottom of that and also let me know who put the boom-boom into my heart.



posted on May, 22 2017 @ 06:35 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I'm never going to give you up, never going to let you down, never going to run around and desert you!



posted on May, 22 2017 @ 07:07 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
I'm never going to give you up, never going to let you down, never going to run around and desert you!


But I am going to dessert you. I'm thinking you'll make a scrumptious pie or twelve.



posted on May, 22 2017 @ 07:11 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Why do I suddenly feel like Jodie Foster?



posted on May, 22 2017 @ 07:14 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I'm never going to give you up, never going to let you down, never going to run around and desert you!





posted on May, 22 2017 @ 07:17 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I'm never going to give you up, never going to let you down, never going to run around and desert you!




That's how I'm going to greet him at the airport.



posted on May, 22 2017 @ 07:21 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Why do I suddenly feel like Jodie Foster?


Don't know. Last time I felt you I got more Stay Puft Marshmallow Man than Ms. Foster.



posted on May, 22 2017 @ 07:25 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I was retaining water.

And pies.



posted on May, 22 2017 @ 07:36 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Hoover Dam retains less water.



posted on May, 22 2017 @ 07:51 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

Hoover Dam retains less water.



Hoover Dam doesn't look damn sexy in yoga pants either!



posted on May, 22 2017 @ 08:03 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

Hoover Dam retains less water.



Hoover Dam doesn't look damn sexy in yoga pants either!


J. Edgar Hoover did, though.



posted on May, 22 2017 @ 08:57 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Hoover Dam doesn't look damn sexy in yoga pants either!


True. And with the size you wear my LuLu stock went through the roof.



posted on May, 23 2017 @ 01:00 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

Hoover Dam retains less water.



Hoover Dam doesn't look damn sexy in yoga pants either!


J. Edgar Hoover did, though.
Damn, Hoover! Back that thang up!



posted on May, 23 2017 @ 10:35 AM
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originally posted by: skunkape23

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

Hoover Dam retains less water.



Hoover Dam doesn't look damn sexy in yoga pants either!


J. Edgar Hoover did, though.
Damn, Hoover! Back that thang up!


HERBERT Hoover, however, preferred taffeta shifts in autumn colors.



posted on May, 23 2017 @ 10:45 AM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

Those. Were. The. Daaaaaaaaaays...



posted on May, 25 2017 @ 08:08 AM
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off-topic post removed to prevent thread-drift


 



posted on May, 27 2017 @ 11:43 PM
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So I just stopped by The Shed and posted the following:


This seems like such a nice place.

Tonight I went down into the basement to move a load of laundry from the washer into the dryer. Going down the steps, I stopped for a moment by a basement window and looked out for a few minutes. I've got Hosta's just outside those windows. I was thinking that I'd like to get a few garden gnomes to put in those flower beds.

That's my impression of The Shed so far. A flower bed full of garden gnomes, viewed from a basement window.

Sweet dreams all.


Made me feel a little disloyal to this establishment. Thought I should make amends.

So, just like The Shed reminds me of the Hosta's I have planted outside my basement windows plus a few garden gnomes, this place reminds me of the stinky ugly dump I drive by on the way to work every day.



Regards and Love you all

Loyally,

Imwilliam
edit on 27-5-2017 by imwilliam because: spellin, removed some vulgar swear words and an unkind, (but just and accurate) observation about one of the mods, you know, the usual



posted on May, 28 2017 @ 06:40 AM
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Bahahahaha!
a reply to: imwilliam



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