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You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

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posted on Jun, 26 2017 @ 07:34 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

I got this one painted just for Zazz.





Do you one better...




posted on Jun, 26 2017 @ 07:36 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

The Elf would get in that one, she believes in that stuff.



posted on Jun, 26 2017 @ 07:49 PM
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Witch wimmin scare me.

They have rabies and breasts and stuff.



posted on Jun, 26 2017 @ 07:52 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
They have rabies and breasts and stuff.


They should jog more, shake the rabies out of them.



posted on Jun, 26 2017 @ 07:55 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Jogging witches in yoga pants.

This is why America is great.



posted on Jun, 26 2017 @ 08:00 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Jogging witches in yoga pants.

This is why America is great.


If they were jogging over to us with a tray of sammiches and some cold brews I would belch-sing the National Anthem.



posted on Jun, 26 2017 @ 08:03 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

If I twerk just right my back-fat does a great backbeat for jazz tunes.



posted on Jun, 26 2017 @ 08:05 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
If I twerk just right my back-fat does a great backbeat for jazz tunes.


It's like watching the ripples on a waterbed made of pleather.




edit on 26-6-2017 by AugustusMasonicus because: I ♥ cheese pizza.



posted on Jun, 26 2017 @ 08:06 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Jogging witches in yoga pants.

This is why America is great.


If they were jogging over to us with a tray of sammiches and some cold brews I would belch-sing the National Anthem.


I can play the theme from Frozen with my armpits.



posted on Jun, 26 2017 @ 08:08 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
I can play the theme from Frozen with my armpits.


I can only imagine what you can play with someone else's.



posted on Jun, 26 2017 @ 08:12 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
I can play the theme from Frozen with my armpits.


I can only imagine what you can play with someone else's.


I had an act using sumo wrestlers and leather ottomans in the '90's that had a pretty good run in Vegas, where I've never been.



posted on Jun, 26 2017 @ 08:14 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
I had an act using sumo wrestlers and leather ottomans in the '90's that had a pretty good run in Vegas, where I've never been.


I never saw it three times.



posted on Jun, 26 2017 @ 08:18 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Mamu, Takashi and Daryl did a hauntingly beautiful rendition of 'My Heart Goes On'.



posted on Jun, 26 2017 @ 08:20 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
Mamu, Takashi and Daryl did a hauntingly beautiful rendition of 'My Heart Goes On'.


Daryl's heart did go on. My nightstand.



posted on Jun, 26 2017 @ 08:23 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Mamu, Takashi and Daryl did a hauntingly beautiful rendition of 'My Heart Goes On'.


Daryl's heart did go on. My nightstand.


Yeah...he was never quite the same after that.



posted on Jun, 26 2017 @ 08:24 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
Yeah...he was never quite the same after that.


Neither was the act.

Sorry.



posted on Jun, 26 2017 @ 08:39 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Yeah...he was never quite the same after that.


Neither was the act.

Sorry.


It's okay.
The other two Sumo eventually got jobs as acrobats with 'Cirque du Soleil'.

The poor fat dumb bastards didn't survive opening night.



posted on Jun, 26 2017 @ 08:41 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
It's okay.
The other two Sumo eventually got jobs as acrobats with 'Cirque du Soleil'.

The poor fat dumb bastards didn't survive opening night.


Speaking of sumos, where's DB?



posted on Jun, 26 2017 @ 08:56 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
It's okay.
The other two Sumo eventually got jobs as acrobats with 'Cirque du Soleil'.

The poor fat dumb bastards didn't survive opening night.




Speaking of sumos, where's DB?



I lost a chicken leg in my beard.
edit on 26-6-2017 by DBCowboy because: (no reason given)



posted on Jun, 26 2017 @ 08:58 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
I lost a chicken leg in my beard.


You could lose and emu leg in that thing.



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