You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

I got this one painted just for Zazz.

Do you one better...

a reply to: IAMTAT

The Elf would get in that one, she believes in that stuff.

Witch wimmin scare me.

They have rabies and breasts and stuff.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
They have rabies and breasts and stuff.

They should jog more, shake the rabies out of them.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Jogging witches in yoga pants.

This is why America is great.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Jogging witches in yoga pants.

This is why America is great.

If they were jogging over to us with a tray of sammiches and some cold brews I would belch-sing the National Anthem.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

If I twerk just right my back-fat does a great backbeat for jazz tunes.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
If I twerk just right my back-fat does a great backbeat for jazz tunes.

It's like watching the ripples on a waterbed made of pleather.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Jogging witches in yoga pants.

This is why America is great.

If they were jogging over to us with a tray of sammiches and some cold brews I would belch-sing the National Anthem.

I can play the theme from Frozen with my armpits.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
I can play the theme from Frozen with my armpits.

I can only imagine what you can play with someone else's.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
I can play the theme from Frozen with my armpits.

I can only imagine what you can play with someone else's.

I had an act using sumo wrestlers and leather ottomans in the '90's that had a pretty good run in Vegas, where I've never been.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
I had an act using sumo wrestlers and leather ottomans in the '90's that had a pretty good run in Vegas, where I've never been.

I never saw it three times.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Mamu, Takashi and Daryl did a hauntingly beautiful rendition of 'My Heart Goes On'.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Mamu, Takashi and Daryl did a hauntingly beautiful rendition of 'My Heart Goes On'.

Daryl's heart did go on. My nightstand.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Mamu, Takashi and Daryl did a hauntingly beautiful rendition of 'My Heart Goes On'.

Daryl's heart did go on. My nightstand.

Yeah...he was never quite the same after that.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Yeah...he was never quite the same after that.

Neither was the act.

Sorry.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Yeah...he was never quite the same after that.

Neither was the act.

Sorry.

It's okay.
The other two Sumo eventually got jobs as acrobats with 'Cirque du Soleil'.

The poor fat dumb bastards didn't survive opening night.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
It's okay.
The other two Sumo eventually got jobs as acrobats with 'Cirque du Soleil'.

The poor fat dumb bastards didn't survive opening night.

Speaking of sumos, where's DB?

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
It's okay.
The other two Sumo eventually got jobs as acrobats with 'Cirque du Soleil'.

The poor fat dumb bastards didn't survive opening night.

Speaking of sumos, where's DB?

I lost a chicken leg in my beard.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I lost a chicken leg in my beard.

You could lose and emu leg in that thing.