You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

a reply to: IAMTAT

Dystopia, dat topia, what difference does it make?

originally posted by: jacygirl
Y'all are brilliant.

Recognize.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
I'm pretty sure Dystopia is a real place.
I read it's where Canadians live in harmony with dinosaurs.

A real life Land of the Lost. Makes sense, they all look like sleestaks.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
I'm pretty sure Dystopia is a real place.
I read it's where Canadians live in harmony with dinosaurs.

Makes sense, they all look like sleestaks.

a reply to: jacygirl

I get that look from women frequently. The other one I get is pleading.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I get that look from women frequently. The other one I get is pleading.

That's after you take them on an unplanned "date", isn't it?

a reply to: Skid Mark

They can be such demanding people, 'This is not how I pictured my fairytale romance!'.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: Skid Mark

'This is not how I pictured my fairytale romance!'.

Really? I always know it's true love when I have to kick out a tail-light for help.

a reply to: jacygirl

Now you did it,you told him how you escaped,he won't make the
same mistake twice.

originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: jacygirl

Now you did it,you told him how you escaped,he won't make the
same mistake twice.

Actually I'm still in the trunk. Had to poke my hand out to get a signal for my cell phone.
(Taking some selfies...you would NOT believe who all is in here with me!!)

originally posted by: jacygirl
Really? I always know it's true love when I have to kick out a tail-light for help.

Look at you, multi-tasking.

(inside joke)

I just want to take this time to wish everyone a happy food and candy day today.

In keeping with this holiday tradition, I will get drunk early and yell at my neighbors.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
In keeping with this holiday tradition, I will get drunk early and yell at my neighbors.

Same, it's easy for me though, I just need to open the basement door to yell at them.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I like to prepare.

I want to wear the torn underwear and t-shirt, stumble outside for a bit and scare the neighborhood children, then throw bottles at the cop car when they come to "calm me down".

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: jacygirl
Really? I always know it's true love when I have to kick out a tail-light for help.

Look at you, multi-tasking.

(inside joke)

Shut up. Don't you have someone more important to talk to?

a reply to: DBCowboy

I saw you in that episode of Cops, you do look the part. Just knock out a few more teeth though.

I do have to leave for a bit, I am picking up various elderly people and dropping them off at various churches, then picking them back up and taking them home.

I like to play Asian female-band death-metal music while I'm doing it. It puts me in the holiday spirit.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

They don't even get the hose. You're so nice. You're spoiling them.

originally posted by: Skid Mark
They don't even get the hose. You're so nice. You're spoiling them.

I know, they unionized and now I only get to beat them on Tuesdays and Saturdays. I have a meeting with their shop steward later on changing the organ harvesting schedule, bureaucracy, what a pain.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Skid Mark
They don't even get the hose. You're so nice. You're spoiling them.

I know, they unionized and now I only get to beat them on Tuesdays and Saturdays. I have a meeting with their shop steward later on changing the organ harvesting schedule, bureaucracy, what a pain.

I finally got hold of the handbook and a spleen is NOT considered payment for union dues.
Give it back.