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You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

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posted on Apr, 16 2017 @ 04:02 PM
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If we ever went out for drinks somewhere, I'd be laughing so loud they'd be kicking me out of the place, or joining our table because we were having so much fun.




posted on Apr, 16 2017 @ 05:09 PM
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originally posted by: jacygirl

originally posted by: Night Star
a reply to: jacygirl

Rolls out of the van. OW! You didn't tell me it was still moving! Now I have road rash.



Be right there!



Alright you two...settle down, put those gags back in your mouth...and shackle-up!

I mean it!...Don't make me come back there!



posted on Apr, 17 2017 @ 06:42 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: jacygirl

originally posted by: Night Star
a reply to: jacygirl

Rolls out of the van. OW! You didn't tell me it was still moving! Now I have road rash.



Be right there!



Alright you two...settle down, put those gags back in your mouth...and shackle-up!

I mean it!...Don't make me come back there!


I regret to inform you that jacy and Night Star have successfully escaped and are now lounging in their jammies in The Shed.
Before I rolled out I grabbed a backpack, contents unknown. After donning a mask and gloves, we found one bottle of chloroform...a pig mask...and a glittery G-string.
Tell Cowboy he will have to ENTER The Shed to retrieve his belongings.
Respectfully, jacy



posted on Apr, 17 2017 @ 06:44 AM
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a reply to: jacygirl

Pig Mask! You took him....

That's like stealing the Declaration of Independence or those little syrup packages at Denny's.



posted on Apr, 17 2017 @ 06:49 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: jacygirl

Pig Mask! You took him....

That's like stealing the Declaration of Independence or those little syrup packages at Denny's.



No! We just stole his bag of tricks.

As a foreigner I don't understand your Declaration of Independence. Is that where you have the right to bare arms?
(and you call US stuck in the 18th century, geez...we can legally go topless in Ontario!)



posted on Apr, 17 2017 @ 07:05 AM
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originally posted by: jacygirl
Is that where you have the right to bare arms?


No (and it's Arm Bears), that's where we got Manhattan from the Indians for $6.00 Canadian.



posted on Apr, 17 2017 @ 07:37 AM
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originally posted by: Night Star
I arrived, I laughed, I starred and now I'll find my out. Oh God, there's no doors in here. Why are there no doors in here? And why is the rum gone?




Caution signs were removed from the entrance,you have just entered the
minds of the 3 idiots.



posted on Apr, 17 2017 @ 01:29 PM
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I think I just got kicked out of the Softball thread so I'm going to hide here.

(I've bribed the others with bacon-wrapped maple donuts to keep Augie busy there.)

Now...*rolls up sleeves*....are there any wimmen in da house??



posted on Apr, 17 2017 @ 01:32 PM
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originally posted by: jacygirl
are there any wimmen in da house??


And if there are they need to get around to prepping sammiches.



posted on Apr, 17 2017 @ 01:50 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: jacygirl
are there any wimmen in da house??


And if there are they need to get around to prepping sammiches.


D'oh!!

Dammit. What did you give me before that interview? Truth serum? I'm spilling my guts in multiple threads...it's awful!
I just admitted to things, horrible things.
I could use a sammich too.



posted on Apr, 17 2017 @ 01:57 PM
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a reply to: jacygirl

Helps sop up the illicit substances.



posted on Apr, 17 2017 @ 02:09 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: jacygirl

Helps sop up the illicit substances.



On the table? Or in my stomach?
I'm just trying to decide if this is a subtle way to get me to do house cleaning here.



posted on Apr, 17 2017 @ 08:30 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: jacygirl
are there any wimmen in da house??


And if there are they need to get around to prepping sammiches.


Oh hush, we already made the sammiches and ate them too. They were delicious!



posted on Apr, 17 2017 @ 08:33 PM
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a reply to: mamabeth


Caution signs were removed from the entrance,you have just entered the
minds of the 3 idiots.


Great, now I need a psychiatrist!



posted on Apr, 18 2017 @ 07:47 AM
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a reply to: Night Star

Happy Birthday, from one of the Idiots.




posted on Apr, 18 2017 @ 07:49 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: Night Star

Happy Birthday, from one of the Idiots.



Which one?


Don't be lazy. Go find a cute girly pic and post it in her Birthday thread.
(I have your pig mask, there's no room for bartering.)



posted on Apr, 18 2017 @ 08:41 AM
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a reply to: Night Star

Happy Birthday, Elfie.
edit on 18-4-2017 by IAMTAT because: (no reason given)



posted on Apr, 18 2017 @ 09:33 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: Night Star

Happy Birthday, Pixie.


She's an Elf.
You still have time to edit.

(Don't say I told you, but she has a wicked temper.)


Edit: Noice.

edit on 18-4-2017 by jacygirl because:




posted on Apr, 18 2017 @ 10:22 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: jacygirl
are there any wimmen in da house??


And if there are they need to get around to prepping sammiches.



Without any women around YOU would starve*! Make your own sammies or
go hungry!

* I already know how you are going to respond to this one...



posted on Apr, 18 2017 @ 10:58 AM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
Without any women around YOU would starve*! Make your own sammies or
go hungry!

* I already know how you are going to respond to this one...


No I wouldn't, I would eat your pets.



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