You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

originally posted by: jacygirl
I have actually had 2 drinks this afternoon...

Hopefully you were cultured enough to use one of my recipes instead of swigging vodka straight from the bottle.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: jacygirl
I have actually had 2 drinks this afternoon...

Hopefully you were cultured enough to use one of my recipes instead of swigging vodka straight from the bottle.

*hangs head in shame*

It was nothing fancy, a neighbour friend invited me in for a drink and I felt like living dangerously, lol.

Being a polite Canadian woman, she not only held my hair back as I swigged...she actually managed to pour a trickle of peach juice in my mouth at the same time!
She said something about "fuzzy navel" and I just laughed and said "me too".

a reply to: jacygirl

So. Totally. Disappointed.

Nearly a year's worth of classy cocktail recipes and you're playing spring break at the neighbor's.

a reply to: jacygirl

I did post a thread once while drunk and I am still here.What
really surprised me about that thread was I didn't make any
spelling errors.

Here it is...www.abovetopsecret.com...*


*Is this a T&C violation?

a reply to: mamabeth

I like the alumimun bats too.

They make a cool klink sound when they hit someones head.

Crispy Cream all the way.

originally posted by: crappiekat
a reply to: mamabeth

I like the alumimun bats too.

They make a cool klink sound when they hit someones head.

*sigh*
I had a reply prepared in my head for Augie...then another one for mamabeth...but somehow I laughed so hard at this that I forgot what I was going to say.
Hehehe....it IS funny though....(coming from you!) (Pssst! how do I search for mamabeth's drunk thread?)

a reply to: crappiekat

Crispy cream donuts and my tummy is starting to growl.I have
lost 30 pounds since mid-december and donuts sound really
good right now.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

I stole this! I had to, it had my Captain Jack Sparrow and it was funny.

originally posted by: Night Star

originally posted by: DBCowboy

I stole this! I had to, it had my Captain Jack Sparrow and it was funny.

You're such a lousy thief, sheesh...you haven't learned anything!
You don't come in here and apologize for stealing something...you just steal it!!

Now they will come in and read that, and be gentlemen...and offer to give it to you cuz you're so sweet...and then you didn't steal it at all!!

Oh wait....
.....dang....you are clever....

a reply to: jacygirl


Bahahaha! I know right?

a reply to: jacygirl

I actually remember that thread, it was really funny.

Mamabeth

That is fantastic. Congrates.

Doughnuts for you. Oh wait maybe something more on the healthy side.

*walks in, pours a stiff drink, looks at all the tax paperwork*


*sobs quietly*


Well, I paid my taxes, again.


Unfortunately I can't write off any of the shoes I stole from Zazz.

originally posted by: jacygirl

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: jacygirl
I really found this site by googling "fat old woman with cat hoarding condition discussion boards.

Zazz tricked us all.

Yeah.
Don't you find it suspicious that EVERYBODY knows her here? I mean, seriously.
It's been a trap the whole time.
(I need a donut)

Yup.
I know what you're all thinking.
Quite frankly, it's occurred to me too.

Zazz is really an evil alien brain being kept in a large jar in a secret government lab outside of Albuquerque, NM...hooked up to electrodes and connected to the Internet.


Let's hope we're all wrong.

a reply to: IAMTAT

Zazz

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

Zazz

You know you guys like it.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

Zazz

Assimilate me, Baby!

Zazz

a reply to: DBCowboy

Looks like there's an evil alien brain in a jar out there that's gonna get herself a new avatar.

Moustache needs to be thicker.