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You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

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posted on Apr, 13 2017 @ 10:25 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

We might be backwards but we're very polite and generous.

In fact, although my internet connection is normally fuelled by a squirrel on a treadmill...our internet provider company recently upgraded it to a beaver (so it's almost as fast as dial-up now).
When he falls off I need to re-boot of course, but so far the little guy has been pretty steady on his feet.




posted on Apr, 13 2017 @ 10:25 AM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

So,it's back to the sammies again and who do you expect to
make them? Not this kitty bub you guys can make your own.
I will bake the cookies but a special ingredient will be missing.
Does anyone know what happened to Beezer?



posted on Apr, 13 2017 @ 12:03 PM
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a reply to: jacygirl

You do realize that "re-booting" doesn't mean new shoes, right?



posted on Apr, 13 2017 @ 12:45 PM
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originally posted by: jacygirl
a reply to: DBCowboy

We might be backwards but we're very polite and generous.

In fact, although my internet connection is normally fuelled by a squirrel on a treadmill...our internet provider company recently upgraded it to a beaver (so it's almost as fast as dial-up now).
When he falls off I need to re-boot of course, but so far the little guy has been pretty steady on his feet.




It is spoken in Canada, that when the three wise sky gods return and descend from the heavens in a big shiny sky bird named 'Ounited'...that the people of Canada shall come forth and worship them, bringing them fine offerings of sammiches and walrus blubber.



posted on Apr, 13 2017 @ 02:00 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

In the great book of Flatulence, chapter 4, verse 7 - 12;

"Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you"



posted on Apr, 13 2017 @ 02:12 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
It is spoken in Canada, that when the three wise sky gods return and descend from the heavens in a big shiny sky bird named 'Ounited'...that the people of Canada shall come forth and worship them, bringing them fine offerings of sammiches and walrus blubber.


And as one of their Saviors, Oscar Moosenose, calls them in for worship he shall have the other two forcibly remove them from their seats in his church and offer them vouchers or a facial 're-accommodation' is his munificent generosity.




edit on 13-4-2017 by AugustusMasonicus because: Armaments 2:9-21 And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats...



posted on Apr, 13 2017 @ 02:13 PM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
Does anyone know what happened to Beezer?


Who cares? He was a jerk.



posted on Apr, 13 2017 @ 02:18 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

In the great book of Flatulence, chapter 4, verse 7 - 12;

"Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you"







1.Never gonna give you up...What belongs to the 3 idiots remains their property.
2.Never gonna let you down...ropes and chains prevent that.
3.Never gonna run around and desert you...the 3 idiots always return to their hidey holes.
4.Never gonna make you cry...they will make you scream.
5.Never gonna say goodbye... why bother they will be back.
6.Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you...the 3 idiots promise you won't be harmed by their experiments.



posted on Apr, 13 2017 @ 02:39 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: mamabeth
Does anyone know what happened to Beezer?


Who cares? He was a jerk.


I heard that crazy old lady died and was eaten by her cats.



posted on Apr, 13 2017 @ 02:41 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

Yeah, that was the funny thing, everyone thought Beezeer was a dude but he really was a fat old woman with a cat-hoarding condition.



posted on Apr, 13 2017 @ 02:44 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: mamabeth
Does anyone know what happened to Beezer?


Who cares? He was a jerk.


I heard that crazy old lady died and was eaten by her cats.


Before my time, probably was a Canadian.

With a pig mask.



posted on Apr, 13 2017 @ 02:52 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

Yeah, that was the funny thing, everyone thought Beezeer was a dude but he really was a fat old woman with a cat-hoarding condition.



Aren't we all?

I really found this site by googling "fat old woman with cat hoarding condition discussion boards.



posted on Apr, 13 2017 @ 02:54 PM
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originally posted by: jacygirl
I really found this site by googling "fat old woman with cat hoarding condition discussion boards.


Zazz tricked us all.



posted on Apr, 13 2017 @ 03:01 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: jacygirl
I really found this site by googling "fat old woman with cat hoarding condition discussion boards.


Zazz tricked us all.


Yeah.
Don't you find it suspicious that EVERYBODY knows her here? I mean, seriously.
It's been a trap the whole time.
(I need a donut)



posted on Apr, 13 2017 @ 03:03 PM
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a reply to: jacygirl

Reach over and grab one.



posted on Apr, 13 2017 @ 03:08 PM
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a reply to: jacygirl

Here ya go Honey.


And maybe one of these.



posted on Apr, 13 2017 @ 03:15 PM
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a reply to: crappiekat

Beaver donutssss!!!! And a BIG stick!!!!
Life is worth living once more!


Augie hunny...you are serving those very small donuts on a plate I'm assuming?



posted on Apr, 13 2017 @ 03:20 PM
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originally posted by: jacygirl
Augie hunny...you are serving those very small donuts on a plate I'm assuming?




Nope, half a dozen bear claws placed end to end.



posted on Apr, 13 2017 @ 03:22 PM
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a reply to: crappiekat

I like glazed donuts and metal baseball bats,not the wooden ones.



posted on Apr, 13 2017 @ 03:29 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: jacygirl
Augie hunny...you are serving those very small donuts on a plate I'm assuming?




Nope, half a dozen bear claws placed end to end.


I have actually had 2 drinks this afternoon, and so far there isn't a single reply I can think of that I can post without getting banished.
I thought this stuff was supposed to dull your senses? (ever forget what thread you're in?)
Never mind.



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