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You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

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posted on Apr, 14 2017 @ 10:31 AM
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I just want to wish the Canadians, "Happy They Invented The Wheel Day" today.




posted on Apr, 14 2017 @ 10:51 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
I just want to wish the Canadians, "Happy They Invented The Wheel Day" today.


Yeah, thanks...it was all good until we discovered what happens to wheels when they meet potholes.

We soothe those frustrations by spending today hiding chocolate eggs in random places and hope that we can find them later...if it doesn't snow.

I know that being a Canadian looks fun, but we have issues.



posted on Apr, 14 2017 @ 11:18 AM
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originally posted by: jacygirl


Just an Easter/idiot pic for my favourite idiots!
(technically it's Good Friday but I doubt y'all are being good!)


Hahaha!



posted on Apr, 15 2017 @ 09:00 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

As much money my husband and I have spent on our cats.I
always wished that we could claim them as dependents on
our taxes.



posted on Apr, 15 2017 @ 09:05 AM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
As much money my husband and I have spent on our cats.I
always wished that we could claim them as dependents on
our taxes.


If you could Zazz would be owed a refund of roughly $1,347,462.



posted on Apr, 15 2017 @ 09:09 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Small furry animals are actual currency in Canada.



posted on Apr, 15 2017 @ 09:20 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
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Small furry animals are actual currency in Canada.


Canadian Person: "That Tim Hortons will be aboot 3 beavers and a marmoset."

Other Canadian Person: "Eh? Damn inflation!"



posted on Apr, 15 2017 @ 10:02 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I remember when you could buy a Canadian Moose-steak dinner for just a couple of ferrets.



posted on Apr, 15 2017 @ 10:25 AM
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I wish we had a currency called, "The Looney".


*then looks at the dollars in my wallet and regrets the above statement*



posted on Apr, 15 2017 @ 10:44 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Money grows on trees in Canada.

...ever since they converted to the acorn standard.



posted on Apr, 15 2017 @ 11:18 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
Money grows on trees in Canada.


So true since that's where squirrels come from.



posted on Apr, 15 2017 @ 11:23 AM
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Guys, Canada is a made-up place.

Like Narnia, Hogwarts, Atlanta, or Phoenix, Arizona.

No one actually lives there because it doesn't exist.



posted on Apr, 15 2017 @ 03:14 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

I've been saying the same thing.

I mean, even if it were real, who would want to live in a perpetually cold, dark, pothole-filled dystopia anyway?



posted on Apr, 15 2017 @ 03:21 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy


I mean, even if it were real, who would want to live in a perpetually cold, dark, pothole-filled dystopia anyway?



Oh it's not perpetually cold where I am.
It can go from around -10F (winter) to 114F in the summer.

The potholes and dystopia are both true though.



posted on Apr, 15 2017 @ 03:22 PM
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a reply to: jacygirl

LIAR!!!!!!!!

There is no 'summer' in Canada, everyone knows this. You think we're idiots are something?



posted on Apr, 15 2017 @ 03:27 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: jacygirl

You think we're idiots are something?



OR something?

roflmao

Nope. Y'all are brilliant.
(I know it's all just an act...hehe...right?)



posted on Apr, 15 2017 @ 03:47 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Isn't that the point of this thread?

That is if it has a point .
edit on 15-4-2017 by Skid Mark because: (no reason given)



posted on Apr, 15 2017 @ 04:11 PM
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originally posted by: jacygirl

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy


I mean, even if it were real, who would want to live in a perpetually cold, dark, pothole-filled dystopia anyway?



Oh it's not perpetually cold where I am.
It can go from around -10F (winter) to 114F in the summer.

The potholes and dystopia are both true though.


114F but if you factor in the wind chill factor, it's still below freezing.



posted on Apr, 15 2017 @ 04:17 PM
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originally posted by: jacygirl

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy


I mean, even if it were real, who would want to live in a perpetually cold, dark, pothole-filled dystopia anyway?



Oh it's not perpetually cold where I am.
It can go from around -10F (winter) to 114F in the summer.



How much is that in Centipede?



posted on Apr, 15 2017 @ 04:25 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy



I mean, even if it were real, who would want to live in a perpetually cold, dark, pothole-filled dystopia anyway?



I'm pretty sure Dystopia is a real place.
I read it's where Canadians live in harmony with dinosaurs.



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