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You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

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posted on Apr, 13 2017 @ 08:53 AM
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a reply to: jacygirl

Tasty. Makes me think of these:


By the way, don't eat the chocolate chip cookies. Those aren't chocolate chips.




posted on Apr, 13 2017 @ 08:57 AM
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originally posted by: Skid Mark
a reply to: jacygirl

By the way, don't eat the chocolate chip cookies. Those aren't chocolate chips.


*spits cookie out, rinses mouth with vodka*

Ugh. I saw the flower arrangements and doilies and thought I was back in the Shed.

*runs out of thread and tries to slam door...but it gets stuck on sticky floor*
*dials 911* "Help!"
edit on 13-4-2017 by jacygirl because: quotes thingy...always



posted on Apr, 13 2017 @ 09:12 AM
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a reply to: jacygirl

You don't want to know why it's sticky.



posted on Apr, 13 2017 @ 09:17 AM
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originally posted by: Skid Mark
a reply to: jacygirl

You don't want to know why it's sticky.


When the paramedics arrived in hazmat suits I started to worry.
Was gonna ask the cops but they stole my donuts and drove away.

As soon as my feet have been pried loose I plan on clicking my heels together while repeating "there's no place like home".
(sure could use a shot of pixie dust about now)



posted on Apr, 13 2017 @ 09:27 AM
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a reply to: jacygirl

Funny you should reference The Wizard of Oz. Augustus and DB are dressed as flying monkeys for some reason.



posted on Apr, 13 2017 @ 09:28 AM
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originally posted by: Skid Mark
a reply to: jacygirl

Funny you should reference The Wizard of Oz. Augustus and DB are dressed as flying monkeys for some reason.


Because it's Thursday.

Duh.



posted on Apr, 13 2017 @ 09:30 AM
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I have to add, later today I am visiting my accountant so I can do my taxes.

Will be wearing something off-the-shoulder and heels for that.

If I'm going to get screwed, might as well look pretty!



posted on Apr, 13 2017 @ 09:35 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

It would be cool if you two weren't throwing poop like real monkeys.
edit on 13-4-2017 by Skid Mark because: (no reason given)



posted on Apr, 13 2017 @ 09:36 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: Skid Mark
a reply to: jacygirl

Funny you should reference The Wizard of Oz. Augustus and DB are dressed as flying monkeys for some reason.


Because it's Thursday.

Duh.


I thought it was "Thirsty Thursdays" and "Flying Monkey Fridays"...? Can't you guys stick to the schedule?

(Does Zazz know you're wearing her Jimmy Choo stilettoes? If you didn't ask her first, well you know what happened last time!!)



posted on Apr, 13 2017 @ 09:37 AM
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a reply to: jacygirl

I was about to come in...but I heard all this 'hmphing' coming from behind the door.

[tip-toes away...blushing]



posted on Apr, 13 2017 @ 09:38 AM
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originally posted by: jacygirl

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: Skid Mark
a reply to: jacygirl

Funny you should reference The Wizard of Oz. Augustus and DB are dressed as flying monkeys for some reason.


Because it's Thursday.

Duh.


I thought it was "Thirsty Thursdays" and "Flying Monkey Fridays"...? Can't you guys stick to the schedule?

(Does Zazz know you're wearing her Jimmy Choo stilettoes? If you didn't ask her first, well you know what happened last time!!)


They match the dress, so I have to wear them.



posted on Apr, 13 2017 @ 09:40 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: jacygirl

I was about to come in...but I heard all this 'hmphing' coming from behind the door.

[tip-toes away...blushing]


Argh...busted.

I know, I know...Wednesday is "Hmph Day".



posted on Apr, 13 2017 @ 09:44 AM
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originally posted by: jacygirl

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: jacygirl

I was about to come in...but I heard all this 'hmphing' coming from behind the door.

[tip-toes away...blushing]


Argh...busted.

I know, I know...Wednesday is "Hmph Day".


Thursday is 'Make a Sammich For Your Manly Overlords Day'.



posted on Apr, 13 2017 @ 09:44 AM
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originally posted by: jacygirl

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: jacygirl

I was about to come in...but I heard all this 'hmphing' coming from behind the door.

[tip-toes away...blushing]


Argh...busted.

I know, I know...Wednesday is "Hmph Day".





posted on Apr, 13 2017 @ 09:46 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
I have to add, later today I am visiting my accountant so I can do my taxes.

Will be wearing something off-the-shoulder and heels for that.

If I'm going to get screwed, might as well look pretty!


Wear something from the Lois Lerner Collection...Always works for me.



posted on Apr, 13 2017 @ 09:47 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I have to add, later today I am visiting my accountant so I can do my taxes.

Will be wearing something off-the-shoulder and heels for that.

If I'm going to get screwed, might as well look pretty!


Wear something from the Lois Lerner Collection...Always works for me.


Oh. So nothing transparent.



posted on Apr, 13 2017 @ 09:56 AM
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Even though a pig mask would compliment any Lois Lerner original...don't wear one...because you don't have a pig mask anyways.



posted on Apr, 13 2017 @ 09:59 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: DBCowboy



Even though a pig mask would compliment any Lois Lerner original...don't wear one...because you don't have a pig mask anyways.


I've never owned a pig mask.

Even in Vegas, where I have never been have I owned one.



posted on Apr, 13 2017 @ 10:10 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: DBCowboy



Even though a pig mask would compliment any Lois Lerner original...don't wear one...because you don't have a pig mask anyways.


I've never owned a pig mask.

Even in Vegas, where I have never been have I owned one.


Considering how "what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas"...no doubt your pig mask is there waiting for your return.
(Augie showed me the pics. I had never seen showgirls in animals masks before, but I'm just a simple Canadian peasant.)



posted on Apr, 13 2017 @ 10:16 AM
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a reply to: jacygirl

I understand that your ways are backwards when compared to civilized nations.

(I once saw a film aboot Canada on National Geographic)




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