You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

You are too late,I had to put my furbabies to sleep last year.
You will NEVER get close to the last one.

originally posted by: mamabeth
You are too late,I had to put my furbabies to sleep last year.
You will NEVER get close to the last one.

That actually makes it easier, I don't have to chase them around.

a reply to: mamabeth

I ate a Furby once.

It was crunchy, tasted like metal and made my gums bleed.

Thanks for the Birthday wishes guys! You can have sammiches at my party in the Birthday thread. Just today though, after that, you're on your own.

Takes the booze back that Mason stole from the shed.

originally posted by: Night Star


Takes the booze back that Mason stole from the shed.

THAT'S embalming fluid.

a reply to: IAMTAT

She's not much of a drinker, I bet she wouldn't even know the difference.

Holey moly Batman, no one was in here all day????????

Who kidnapped the 3 idiots? Is there a private party I don't know about? I'm sipping black Russians and have no one to play with. Ooooh, my best buddy from Canada should be home soon to chat with. No, not Jacey, but I would so love to hear her voice and laugh like hell about you 3 idiots and stuff.

I got to dine out in a fancy restaurant with my Sister today. Had stuffed mushrooms and chicken francais, Not sure how to spell that and the spell corrector thingy is giving me the option of Francis, Francois, franchise...Good grief I meant lemony chicken! Had some wine with lunch too. YUM! I'm drinking and I can't shut up.

It's lonely in here. I can hear my voice echo. Hello, low, low.

Kahlua and vodka, the nectar of the Gods.I can't spell I keep getting red underlined words. The computer is taunting me.

a reply to: Night Star

I usually advise people not to drunk post. In your case I am going to make an exception.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I have drunk posted before and some members thought I was
much nicer drunk than sober.

I sober posted once.

I'll never make that mistake again.

originally posted by: mamabeth
I have drunk posted before and some members thought I was
much nicer drunk than sober.

I was one of them.

I make a drinking game out of posting here.
Have to do a shot every time the word 'sammich' is mentioned.

Every time Night Star posts, I go to Starbux and chug a Unicorn Frappachino.

a reply to: IAMTAT

Do you get it straight from the source?

Ahahahaha! Good day everyone! Last night I was like a perky, playful puppy. Today I'm just trying keep my eyes open. So tired! The phone rang at 11 this morning. That would be like most folks getting a call in the middle of the night. So I've been up, but I'm sort of here, sort of not.

a reply to: Night Star

Oh great.
Now I gotta go drink another one of those disgusting Unicorn Frappuccinos.

You're gonna make me fat, elfie!

originally posted by: IAMTAT
You're gonna make me fat, elfie!

No!!!!

Between you and DB you will knock the earth out of its orbit. That could be bad.

a reply to: IAMTAT

That's ok, I'm fat and I like to have company. We can start the "I am Fat' club. DB will be in charge. No wait...he might make us exercise or something. I get up and down from my chair, surely that would count as exercise. Right?

a reply to: Night Star

We'll start with blinking.

Seven sets of three.

I'll give you an hour.

(I take breaks)

a reply to: Night Star