You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
Make mama some coffee and toast.

It's already in the mail.

a reply to: IAMTAT

~flops back into bed and sulks ~

a reply to: IAMTAT

And again another nice try but...I gave this jar to her in person!
Also,my jars don't leak! If they should ever pop their seals,I do
toss them out.

a reply to: mamabeth

I popped a seal once.

The thing never even saw the club coming.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I am surprised that you haven't had any charges brought up against you
from PETA or any other alphabet agency.You must live a charmed life.

a reply to: mamabeth

Two words: I'm a Mason and we run the police.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I am a mama and the hand that rocks the cradle rules the world.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: mamabeth

I popped a seal once.

The thing never even saw the club coming.

a reply to: mamabeth

Lightweight.

I knock the friggin thing over and stomp it to pieces.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Yup. I hit him so hard Heidi left.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

Almost as fun as opening emails from your uncle Ngonogondo from Nigeria.

So true. Nigeria is definitely the land of opportunity.

Hey, I want you to know that as soon as my mail-order marriage to this Nigerian banker's widow goes through, I'm taking you all out to celebrate my nuptials.

a reply to: IAMTAT

What high class joint we going to?

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

What high class joint we going to?

With you 3,I would assume Micky D's.And that is by using the drive thru...

a reply to: mamabeth

They let us use it as a ride through on the backs of our hostages. Wearing pig masks of course.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

The hostages wear pig masks.

I've never owned one.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Of course. Why would we were masks? We're all pretty.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

What high class joint we going to?

It's real nice.
They have a strict dress code...so wear a strict dress.

a reply to: IAMTAT

Awesome. I love the opportunity to break out my Catholic school girl outfit.


I just need to do something about her though.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

Of course. Why would we were masks? We're all pretty.

I like being eye candy.

a reply to: DBCowboy

To me, eyes are candy.